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The Midwesterner's ultimate nightmare (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Ope lemme just sneak past ya right there real quick oh sorry there whoops oh geez real sorry about that fella oh boy

Also real coward behavior by the guy here to to face away from the male model

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[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

As New Yorker, I would probably yell EYYY I'M TRYIN TO SEE SOME ART OVAH HERE QUIT BLOCKING THE FREAKING DOOR GO METS

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

East Coast aktion. Realistically after a couple excuse me's I would finally acknowledge the bit and they're naked and blocking the door for art but like, just fucking move please, sigh deeply after they don't reply cause they are probably paid to not talk cause art, and then squeeze by as quick as possible with my hands above my head.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

Genuinely moving out of the South and unlearning all the superficial politeness brainworms was one of the best things to ever happen to me

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

I love northeastern directness. It feels more sincere, and in that way, friendlier than the passive-aggressive performative manners of the west coast.

[-] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

bless your heart

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I've heard of it and it sounds very extreme. I'm Canadian and I guess we have the whole polite thing but I that kinda depends a bit on where. East coast cuts half way between Midwestern and Boston guy, assertive politeness. "Please sir, move before I've gotta kick your ass, bud"