Ope lemme just sneak past ya right there real quick oh sorry there whoops oh geez real sorry about that fella oh boy
Also real coward behavior by the guy here to to face away from the male model
I actually went to this. It was a Marina Abramovic retrospective. I think the naked bouncers were only posted in position every now and again, cos I definitely did not have to squeeze past them. And that guy in particular was must've swapped around in the exhibition cos when I saw him he was lying down on a table, face-up with his nob out.
Also, one of the exhibits had this old lady wearing white robes, doing a fast on some structure elevated above the crowd. She would only drink water for the whole run of the exhibition. Her entire living space was essentially cross sectioned, so that even her toilet was on display for all to see - and where she slept, and so on. She looked absolutely miserable but her eyes said 'dont worry, I'm on a spiritual/artistic journey'.
There was a quote from Abramovic (whose work this lady was replicating), about how on day 4 she went a bit loopy and felt like she could see everyone's energetic wavelengths or something.
Anyway, I thought the old lady could do with a morale boost so I smiled and waved at her, and gave a nod of 'respect, brah'. People were not pleased with that. I felt a sudden encirclement of dirty looks. Even my partner was a bit pissed off that I did it.
The experience introduced to me the debate of 'what even is arts etiquette'? Am I not free to consume it however I want? It's performance art - the whole point is the relationship between the live subject and connection you feel with them in the room. I said sorry anyway, and I can see that I was being a bit of a bellend, if I'm honest...
But inside I wondered - why am I the bellend? I'm the only person here treating the other human in the room like a human rather than like a zoo animal. The etiquette is to navel gaze and swill your wine. No wonder performance art is almost exclusively the realm of middle and upper classes.
If I was her - stuck in the rafters of the Royal Academy for a week, people staring me down every single time I take an increasingly watery shit - I'd at least want someone to rock-paper-scissors me at some point.
Wow how dare you interact with art you're supposed to give money to the art and observe the art and go hmm yes this is art to the art. You are absolutely under no circumstances supposed to INTERACT with the art. That might reduce the VALUE of the art. Experiencing the art and going "wow it's kind of weird that nobody is treating this human that is doing the art like a human" and actually thinking about the art is NOT PART OF THE ART 
Honestly fuck art snobs and the entire art world. I know many artists and the "art world" does not and has not and will not ever do a single fucking thing for the humans that actually make art. You were 100% in the right for silently interacting with the art in your own way. Anyone who tells you otherwise is too stuck up their own bourgeois THE SANCTITY OF THE ART WORLD ass and should be disregarded.
Anyone who disagrees feel free to struggle below but you will literally never convince me otherwise.
Pretty much all performance art interrogates the relationship between the artist and the audience as spectator and the audience as participant. The audience is pretty much definitionally a part of performance art. Also treating a performance with hushed reverence and enforcing a strict separation between art and the audience is quite literally a cornerstone of bourgeois respectability, historically speaking
I'll be honest I'd do the same thing you did but I'd double down (appropriately, gauging the person putting themselves on exhibition willingness to interact with me) and definitely do a round or few of rock paper scissors.
But it's less out of a sense of kindness towards our fellow man and more out of spite for the artificial self-imposed chains of swine that thinks themselves better than they truly are.
Also because a good bout of random rock paper scissors is always fun
Also real coward behavior by the guy here to to face away from the male model
How do you know he doesn't enjoy having his back turned
Extremely valid point
But why nude models?
can't afford clothes due to BIDENflation
Bidenflation Rule34
Wait this isn’t google
Think about it, Derek
Underrated.
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lemme just scooch past ya there
As a former midwesterner, I feel seen.
gonna SNEAK past'cha chief
This seems kinda not great for the models. At best it seems like it would get cold. Just seems kinda weird to pay someone to stand in a doorway so people need to brush up on their tiddies/dong. Generally when people pay models to do things like this it'd considered bad but it seems to get a pass when it's 'provocative art'. Also I'd probably keep saying excuse me louder and louder until they move cause I'm not a Midwesterner
As New Yorker, I would probably yell EYYY I'M TRYIN TO SEE SOME ART OVAH HERE QUIT BLOCKING THE FREAKING DOOR GO METS
East Coast aktion. Realistically after a couple excuse me's I would finally acknowledge the bit and they're naked and blocking the door for art but like, just fucking move please, sigh deeply after they don't reply cause they are probably paid to not talk cause art, and then squeeze by as quick as possible with my hands above my head.
Genuinely moving out of the South and unlearning all the superficial politeness brainworms was one of the best things to ever happen to me
Going through multiple times but with different shitty disguises like a fake mustache or sombrero.
Bisexual excellence 
Hell, even if they were fully clothed... 
No one gets me like Bocchi gets me
Racists are going to have a field day with this one :yea:
lowkey fatphobic
Idk I think the models would space themselves accordingly to make it equally awkward for every patron
Do they try to keep the same nude-pressure applied or ratio of rubbed surface / total body surface?
god I hope so
Its extremely silly that people would be confronted by the idea of having to sqeeeze between two people uet here we. Culturally, are.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 😱 💀
I too would face the pretty naked lady instead of the pretty naked man. call me a coward, see if I care
Coward
I see that dumb_lucre watermark on the pic. Same guy who posted CP on twitter to make a point and is still there. Yeah this will be a long one
What if the guy on the right gets a boner? Do you have to jerk them off to get through?
Do you have to jerk them off
You make it sound like a chore 
Thats the turnstyle
I would face the male model for fear of seeming like a creep. They're both hot though.
i would make deep eye contact with both at the same time by splitting my form and mirroring myself back to back, with a pair of pilot eyes facing forward
I’m a midwesterner, trust me, this is a dream come true.
Am I allowed to also be nude when I squeeze through?
How long do the models need to stand there? Do they get breaks, do they swap after a few hours? Do people who are sick get to go around them? I wouldn't want them to catch covid from anyone. I think these nude models need a union.
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