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Not a real name
Not a real country, stg. Did he print it on fucking inkjet printer without golden thread or whatever they believe
Cant have shit in usa
First a blackpilled groyper who just wanted to be famous and also die, then a NAFO freak, now a sovereign citizen? It's like he's going for a niche reactionary white guy BINGO. What's the next one gonna be? An extremely divorced guy whose personality is filming himself going on racist rants while driving around in his truck? An Evangelical wearing Chick Tracts like a Warhammer character wears scraps of scripture?
4chan weeb who tries to do it with a katana and throwing stars
Ok but imagine if they were the one to succeed lmao
making Jojo references as theyre shot by secret service
4.8 miliseconds later
I REJECT MY HUMANITY DONALD
We will also accept Naruto-running away from the Secret Service.
The elusive hacker known as 4chan, strikes yet again.
Jet-ski dealer who escaped prison after being arrested over 6th january ~~shenanigans~~ coup attempt
Oh fuck my money is on this one
White guy who's a black hebrew israelite
Getting revenge after his mother wasted all of their savings on the Trump NFTs.
This would be the funniest.
babe wake up, new "world's best cosplay idea" just dropped
Dim Wizard
This comes close to topping all my best kelly jokes
halloween is coming soon!!
I'm curious as to whether or not someone's gonna end up taking shots at him for simply not really lining up with the version of him they carry in their head.
guy who thinks that trump won the 2020 election and has been shadow governing ever since and that this asshole running in 2024 is obviously a CIA body double since trump would not be constitutionally allowed to have a third term
That's Hillary in a Donald Trump fursuit, I can tell by how dry he's looking!
Wokemon go to the polls
CIA just using all their activation phrases, all at once
omg
and with a go-pro, please 🙏
Some "Grey Tribe Rationalist" techbro that thinks he is invincible because of "quantum immortality" and expects to load-save into the next multiverse over where he wasn't mag dumped upon
According to chud newspapers, all three were radical leftist Marxists. All those frothing right wing gunmen never ever shoot at anyone, really.