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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)

"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.

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[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Comparing every male video game character to Marcus Fenix would really rile up anybody who remembers the cliffyB drama.

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Every male video game character should have the dimensions of Delta Squad

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago

Where are their bulges? Man, this wokism has gone too far! They made those men too soft! I wanna see that they're packing real heat in those pants! /incel

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Which marcus? The chonky one is unfair standards. Absolute unit

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

those are some massive honkabonkadonkalonkaboonerificavajuluhooveroos bro

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Wonder how his back is holding up with them thangs blob-no-thoughts

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Yeah I always remember to give kakarot a hug. They say it releases oxytocin

this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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