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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)

"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.

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[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Comparing every male video game character to Marcus Fenix would really rile up anybody who remembers the cliffyB drama.

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Every male video game character should have the dimensions of Delta Squad

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 14 hours ago

Where are their bulges? Man, this wokism has gone too far! They made those men too soft! I wanna see that they're packing real heat in those pants! /incel

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago
[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

Gears of War 1 is so dedicated to its drab colour scheme that even blood is mostly black instead of red

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Those chonky boots, lol.

I wonder if someone somewhere in the development team had a foot fetish for really big feet, or if it was just a clunky modernization of the Quake guy.

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Everything in the original Gears of War games, from the COG soldiers to the weapons, vehicles, monsters and creatures looks like chunky action figures. I like how earnestly dumb it all is blob-no-thoughts

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I-was-saying I admit I hated it from the start for the sheer brobro "WHERE'S MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE" grill-broke vibes and when it got popular and got sequels and was everywhere for a while, well, that sucked because even its gameplay mechanics of chest high walls and all that started to be imitated.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Which marcus? The chonky one is unfair standards. Absolute unit

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

those are some massive honkabonkadonkalonkaboonerificavajuluhooveroos bro

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wonder how his back is holding up with them thangs blob-no-thoughts

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah I always remember to give kakarot a hug. They say it releases oxytocin

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