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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 201 points 3 days ago
[-] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 167 points 3 days ago

"Got confused"?

Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?

Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 68 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

IIRC, it was because the director thought the audience might think it wasn’t real.

[-] ogler@lemmynsfw.com 52 points 3 days ago

ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was "and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog"

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 days ago

Can't be depressed with a dong the size of a semi truck. Lol

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

True, people with 15” cocks rarely have a reason to be depressed.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago

He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It's quite the dangler.

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I find the video itself confusing. https://vimeo.com/49333930

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago
[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

Don’t leave it hanging

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

This link used to work when Reddit used to work. Can't vouch for it now.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Imgur took it down D:

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago
[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 27 points 3 days ago

Maybe they meant "concussed?"

[-] Lyrl@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago

The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago

Helicopter goes brrrrr

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

If you replace 'large' with 'small' the statement makes sense again.

Maybe he's got a monster schlong, or maybe someone changes one word for fun. Maybe it's Maybelline.

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

... he's got a monster dong. There are videos of it flaccid and it is... massive.

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

https://vimeo.com/49333930

It seems pretty much in the range of normal to me, idk.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

I don't think it's the size of his slanger that's confusing the audience. Wtf is that show

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago

I mean, I agree that it looks pretty normal. Maybe if it grows considerably more when he's aroused, it would be in the above average range, but that's well below most of what you see in porn.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

lol the last word of the comment finally brings it into focus

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