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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So they're finally here

Performing on you

If you're consenting age

You can join in too

Put your hands together if you want to fap

As we take you through, this monkey crap

HUH

Donkey Kong

He's the leader of the bunch, you fucked him well

He's finally back to pound some tail

His coconut cock can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, you're gonna squirt!

It's bigger, faster, and stronger too

He's the inventor of the DK screw!

Huh!

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