The artist knew what they were doing, they chose to give the monkey butt dimples even though they make no sense because of the fur
It says "umanori", which I think is "horseback riding", but uhhhh that looks like a different kind of riding
they didn't need to make DK so caked up
got that booty meat
got that dumpy kong
The donkey can kong me any time of the day
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the D.K. crew!
Huh!
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
Looks like he already spurted in the pic
So they're finally here
Performing on you
If you're consenting age
You can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to fap
As we take you through, this monkey crap
HUH
DK
Donkey Kong
He's the leader of the bunch, you fucked him well
He's finally back to pound some tail
His coconut cock can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, you're gonna squirt!
It's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the inventor of the DK screw!
Huh!
Show you who's the boss of this jungle gym.
They made the games woke! Woke!
/c/ExpandDong when
Unironic expandposting in 2024 when?
expandposting never ended 
Yeah, Iβm a bara connoisseur
Step 1. Someone making a reskin of a popeye game
Current day: A whole generation of Bara furry enjoyers
My partner walked by when I had the RFK Falconry ad up, then a minute later got to see this in my screen. Their reaction was great.
What if we practiced nagewaza
in front of the cartoon artist from Ahomaro
π³
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We need that meaty sausage-finger down-v as an emote and I mean we need it for something.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
