For all the talk about the USA being the land of the free and the home of the brave, USAans are cowards

We buy guns in the hope that someone comes close enough to our houses so that we can ventilate them and cry "Castle Doctrine! Stand Your Ground!"

Of course, this is also almost exclusively white people, because they're the ones who live in the places where it's easy to build up personal armories and fear anything that isn't Hellmann's mayonnaise