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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Lussy@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Damn, ngl, this is fucked. I’m about to go live in bumfuck nowhere and work for the government, to have chuds on my ass, knowing where I live is going to be a doozy.

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[-] miz@hexbear.net 91 points 1 month ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago

Images that give me some life.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

I like to think that it's this image that makes him pay for 20+ bodyguards at all times

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Wild Americans haven't used their second amendment rights to purchase a SAM system to shoot his little jet out of the sky.

What are they buying guns for? To accidentally shoot themselves in the leg while trying to unbuckle their belt in the parking lot of a Denny's in an attempt to ingest an abomination of a meal that's a pound of H1N5 infected burger patty sandwiched between 2 High Fructose Corn Syrup glazed doughnuts paired with a gallon of unpasteurized milk riddled with microplastics? What a waste.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

For all the talk about the USA being the land of the free and the home of the brave, USAans are cowards

We buy guns in the hope that someone comes close enough to our houses so that we can ventilate them and cry "Castle Doctrine! Stand Your Ground!"

Of course, this is also almost exclusively white people, because they're the ones who live in the places where it's easy to build up personal armories and fear anything that isn't Hellmann's mayonnaise

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

In our lifetime comrades.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 60 points 1 month ago

He probably saw how Trump can do this with people he's at odds with and figured he'd dabble in a bit of the ol' cult of personality stochastic terrorism.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 59 points 1 month ago

I have Musk derangement syndrome dude. This dork sucks so much fucking ass, I simply cannot believe it.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

When the world most needed UlyssesT, he vanished

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

All I'm saying is last time he vanished, Kissinger died, so.

[-] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

What you just want based Elondo to to DIE?! wojak-nooo

yes-chad

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

Gotta love how capitalism just promotes the absolute worst most loathsome people to the top.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I have to agree, the worst thing about Trump winning (so-far) is seeing King Bazinga act like king shit.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I'm enjoying it because of how legendarily hard he's gonna fall off

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reality: He’s going to become wealthier than US+ China combined

You’ll see his face everywhere. In your anime. When you shit, when you sleep.

He’s going to go back in time and place himselft instead of every historical leader ever. Every page of a world history book will have his portrait in era/culture appropriate clothing. He will be both mom and dad to you and everyone alive.

You forgot everything sucks, you forgot we live in the worst fucking timelinestalin-stressed

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

adventure-time before that happens.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 59 points 1 month ago

A south african Epstein buddy who allegedly worked in the US illegally at one time...... Had major influence on your election, will head up major cuts to your government that will fuck over millions and is doxxing government workers? AND he has military contracts i-cant

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

sit-back-and-enjoy

Death to America

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago

“Our opponent is not any particular individual. Our opponent is the bureaucracy,” he added.

I'm a Government bureaucrat and I love Government bureaucracy. CEOs are the real parasites.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

I was never gonna get on twitter, but now I'm really never gonna get on twitter.

kinda wonder how long it will take my friends to realize that am not a weird crank for being mildly vigilant about safeguarding my privacy from massive platforms, especially those owned by billionaire reactionaries.

this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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