I want to go to that pizza shop.

My whole life I've asked for things to be as hot as possible only to always be disappointed.

Then on a whim I entered my states chilli eating competition and won.

Then came 5th in all of Australia.

So I don't think it's the restaurants fault that I don't find my food hot enough haha

You said you dropped it and now this happens.

That tells me something is broken not something is dirty.

Maybe broken hinge or bent casing preventing movement.

Just in my mechanics opinion.

Ah not if we make a new note.

I would spend my year trying to turn my side business into my actual business then I couldn't quite my job and work for myself doing what I do now but for more money

My wife and I are 30 and we're just doing out first round of IVF now. It's bloody expensive in Australia we can't really afford many rounds so it's going to be interesting. Spending house savings on having a child was never something I thought we would be doing

I wander the house singing the theme song to my wife all the time, she has never seen Dave the Barbarian and it drives her mad when I do it

I didn't realise it went so poorly. I was watching trailers thinking it looks awesome. No wonder it all just dropped off the map

Fucking Boris web was my favourite movie as a kid

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free

Yeah one of the great lies we were all taught.

Me twooi

I don't think he will live another 4 years will he?

He looks damn old, you Americans love your old pollies but