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[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 83 points 1 week ago

maybe the toilet clogging wasn't sabotage after all

[-] mickey@hexbear.net 76 points 1 week ago

Such awful food! And the portions are so small! Lol have fun invading Kharg Island or whatever, I'm sure Naval logistics planned for you guys well in advance don't worry.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 56 points 1 week ago

It's "maximum lethality" sweetie not "maximum food rations"

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maximum lethality actually referred to how lethal their logistics and planning are for US troops.

[-] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 1 week ago

Lethal for the troops' hemorrhoids and stomach mostly.

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 71 points 1 week ago

The extra empty tray slots to rub it in chefs-kiss

Also, does anyone have a guess for what that grey thing is in the first picture? Filet of yeesh? biden-pain

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 55 points 1 week ago

I think the two "meat" items might be Nutraloaf Shoe Insole Patty and the ever-popular Nutraloaf Pile 'O Poop.

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Nutraloaf

Nutraloaf, also known as meal loaf, prison loaf, disciplinary loaf, food loaf, lockup loaf, confinement loaf, seg loaf, warden burger, grue or special management meal, is food served in prisons in the United States, and formerly in Canada, to inmates who have misbehaved, abused food, or inflicted harm upon themselves or others.

It is similar to meatloaf in texture but has a wider variety of ingredients. Prison loaf is usually bland, even unpleasant, but proponents argue that nutraloaf provides enough nutrition to keep prisoners healthy and helpfully can be served and eaten without utensils, which can be a liability in the hands of unruly prisoners.

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 63 points 1 week ago

or inflicted harm upon themselves

Oh you’re suicidal? I’m sure forcing you to eat boot leather will cut that right out!

[-] bunnossin@hexbear.net 55 points 1 week ago

This is one of the most horrifying things about the US to me. Not this specifically, but the fact that if you suffer enough in prison to just try to end it all you get tortured even worse. This place is literally hell

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

it looks like the sliced gyro meat that i've gotten from the freezer section before, tastes fine if you actually fry it up which it looks like they didn't lol, also one piece is like half an ounce

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 70 points 1 week ago

Incredibly cruel to serve them British food

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

“We should rule the waves for centuries, let’s copy the british model”

“Not like that”

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[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 69 points 1 week ago

I just realised that a lot of "survival food" like chickpeas and rice, stuff that keeps well for a long time and is also really cheap, is much, much easier to make a delicious meal out of than whatever this is. This isn't even likely to be the cheapest option for the US military to feed their troops, this is probably on their plates because of a grift.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago
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[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 52 points 1 week ago

Reminder that the mutiny on the battleship Potemkin was kickstarted by maggoty meat.

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago

When you can't even feed your war criminals lmao

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago

Simplot IQF carrot disks, precooked burger patty with smoke flavor added, and something heavily oxidized, preformed, maybe chicken/turkey that is in the process of spoiling? The other tray is either shredded pork or beef, with textured soy protein added, and some of the worst tortillas ever created, stabilizers and who knows what else. All heavily processed.

That looks just like jailhouse chow. Lol.

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[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago

May the child bombing vessel drift the seven seas, unlit and rudderless, denied every dock until all supplies are utterly gone, nothing left of the crew but hungry ghosts trapped aboard forever.

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[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago

makes my coworkers food look like 3 star Michelin shit, I can't even tell what that thing on the left even is

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

@NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net figured it out it's uncooked frozen gyro meat, they get similar stuff at my job but it's supposed to be fried and shredded on a flattop grill

[-] Clippy@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

uncooked frozen gyro meat

it's technically already fully cooked, like sliced bread, it's just suppose to be fried for better taste, cooks probably just stuck the bag in the fridge to thaw it and served it cold lmao

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[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago

Just think how good your last meal will be GI. Clog your toilet now, turn back before its too late

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[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago

"You gonna eat your insole?"

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literally eat shit and literally die boot scum

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago

pete hegseth announces blockade of troops’ colons

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago

There's just no fucking way a trillion dollar military doesn't have food. I thought it was supposed to be communism without food.

[-] haxboar@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago

Of course they have food. Here's a picture of it being delivered:

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

maybe the libs were right when they said the military is socialism

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago

join the navy, eat like youre in prison

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago

Part of the TruAnnon tip about always paying your guys cause when you stop paying they stop being your guys applies to feeding them too. Especially for treat enforcement agents.

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[-] Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 1 week ago

They should order food from the Door Dash granny, like their fearless leader.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

If this is real they're gonna execute the worst land invasion of all time everyone will have tummy upset

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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

Sun Tzu said "An army marches on its stomach". This clearly implies navies don't. The Art of War is like jazz, it's about the wisdom that he didn't write down!

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

The US spends 50 morbillion on the military each year but they just can't hide the sheer contempt they have for their soldiers lmfao

cool, hope it gets worse!

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’m once again reminding: don’t say die for entity, say kill for entity, one - it’s more truthful, two - it assumes presence of higher cognitive functions (for say, quitting).

Propaganda should have clear market demographic (say, people with morals inside military) and be skirting on truth, or perceived truth by them

Now, for say, iof soldier it’s non printable what should be done or encouraged, so not even worth engaging in media

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[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

Napoleonic soldiers ate better than this, lmao wtf

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[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The fuck is that grey slime lol

Better off Dead tier cooking

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[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

lol, that thing on the left looks like a platypus tail.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 30 points 1 week ago

Imagine being fed ship insulation & carrots, hardly waiting to get sent to combat & die for the elites.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

Before deployment: steak and lobster

After deployment:

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

Eat shit and die

[-] SwagliacciTheBadClown@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

Imagine how well everyone could eat if there weren’t pointless wars, and they were in the Middle East as comrades rather than invaders. Idk - I just feel like there might be something to be said about diplomacy and cooperation over…whatever this is. Legit this should be what they serve on crapitol hill while they’re cordoned off until they actually pass legislation (although this would probably lead to even more unhinged laws- so maybe not…)

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wtf even is that? Usually only school children get served "food" like this.

It's honestly impressive, looks worse than any canned food I've ever seen, and that includes pet food.

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[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

Retvrn to scurvy

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

no wonder the toilets are getting clogged

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