I panic while trying to drive and stall the car then and there. The owl exasperatedly says "god, i'll do it myself" and grabs the wheel, driving off. I don't know how he operates the pedals.

Surprising almost no one.

Get a load of this guy, making demands of the democratic party to vote for them. That's not how the adults in the room do things, sweaty.

Me when I listen to Power metal vs. When I listen to Thrash metal. I listen to way more power metal than thrash, though.

Astarion doesn't look sketchy or mischievous, he just looks confused as to why he has a knife.

"Get in the thatched roof Evangelion, Vladimir, or alien Rei will have to"

Tweet seems to have been deleted. It's weird though, because it was a full video with high production values, not one of the usual "Petro posting at 2am" that get deleted later.

The LOTR meme that goes "you have no power here" comes to mind.

Isn't he like really good friends with Gael García, who is Sean Penn levels of based?

Me when I'm in a capitulation contest and my opponent is Donald Trump:

A redditor wouldn't understand having a connection to people or land that you wouldn't walk out on if you had the monetary means.