[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

susie is big justice and lancer is the rizzler susie-huh

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stop wondering about when the fascism ball is gonna drop. you've long missed it. it's been here the whole time matt-joker

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 105 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

trump-drenched i have thought of a bigger number

xigma-male fuck off

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chapoheads rise up (hexbear.net)

podcast eternal

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rational enlightened beings that think the terminator from the movies is real i-cant

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gunpointmadeline-stare i'm waiting

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  • find and dispatch the progenitor of woke
  • create an elevator into hollow earth from Santa's Workshop (hyperborea theorized by @BasedHitlerGroypMaster [Secretary of State] to be in the core)
  • disprove the germ theory of disease once and for all (can't see it)
  • new crime: politics in video games. punishable by death (entire dev team)
  • find the two individuals in that high school football kiss retvrn image that chuds keep posting and give them a medal of honor
  • new initiatives for fetuses
  • dewoke the sleep cycle
  • elon (bad k batch) to be interned in the tomb of the unknown soldier
  • rescreen 1950s ads
  • drone strike hawaii (woke governor)
  • review biased anti-phrenological crusade against lobotomies
  • find a way to initiate the whites-only rapture
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insurance companies will use cryingliberal.gif in their ads, set to little dark age, erika, and tom macdonald. the wendy's account will start saying racial slurs entirely unprompted. amc will start screening lady ballers indefinitely. there will be an official spongebob cryptocurrency (immediately rugpulled). new york times will consult licensed phrenologists in their exposé of sweet baby inc. a24 will make a mussolini puff piece and it will win best picture. you thought black square posting was insufferable, wait till white square posting happens jokerfied

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announced a month ago. totally flew under my radar. sucks they couldn’t get the Alias Conrad Coldwood soundtrack back for it, apparently at least they got Toby Fox on the recomposition efforts. still lets-fucking-go beng

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wasting years learning about poll optimization and legal jargon when I want to learn about the organization of society. i guess i assumed the so-called 'science of politics' encompassed that more so. it sucks because I'm a senior and at this point I guess I'll just ride it out

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football-lucyfootball-charlie-brown anew. football-lucyfootball-charlie-brown unending. football-lucyfootball-charlie-brown forever.

the rakesteppers of all time. the best to ever trip on their own shoelaces. fumbling world champs.

biden-falli-told-you-dog

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gentrification stops with me get-ready-to-learn-chinese-buddy

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 113 points 7 months ago

fascists be like "you must take me seriously" and their home is on Home Avenue i-cant

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 114 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Every little detail I hear about Sinwar's life and death makes it feel straight out of Shōnen Jump. A man born in a refugee camp that outlives him. A man who went from emiseration to a college degree. A man who became fluent in his oppressors language in captivity. A man who went from indefinite imprisonment to leading the resistance. A man who projects a Samsonian level of indomitability. They have to keep making excuses that 'he's in another country', 'he's underground' for why they just can't kill him for years, but you can find him walking down the street in Gaza and just pull him aside for an interview.

He's still above ground fighting, a year into the entire region being carpet-bombed with the expressed intent to kill him specifically. He gets hit with tanks, missiles, dronefire, he's still fighting with a severed hand–he's 61 years old! Even when he's bleeding out in a dusty-old chair exposed to the elements, the surveillance drone pilots are still instinctively dodging the pieces of rebar he's chucking at the damned thing in a final 'fuck you' to his oppressors with his one good hand.

They have to finish him off with a sniper round. They can't touch this man. They can't be near this man. He's the bogeyman. It feels intrinsically embarrassing to even make the comparison–it makes me feel like my analysis is fundamentally juvenile, but I just cannot shut it out of my mind, it keeps coming back to me the more I think about it–this man went out like Gojo Satoru. A life and a death that can only be rivaled by Che Guevara's in terms of it feeling straight out of fiction. What a guy.

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 139 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

well, I don't make the rules troll

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 130 points 1 year ago

Hitler condemns Warsaw antiwar riots, says 'Order must prevail'

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 118 points 1 year ago

guy who mugs people: god it’s so easy to make money

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 126 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not adding a burning the Star of David emote, apologies, but that's the line I draw, being Jewish. I know that's not the intent stated, but it still is as such. I'm not trying to say that Israel's use of it is in any way legitimate, nor that I disagree that Israel is a genocidal apartheid state that deserves 1000 October 7ths for all the terror they wrought, but it just makes me viscerally uncomfortable to have an emote depicting that.

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 101 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

don't see where you mentioned Tiananmen Square lea-think

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 97 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

what really blew up the hospital was the friends we made along the way

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 105 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

hypersus IT'S AN ALLEGORY FOR FASCISM
hypersus IT'S LITERALLY WORD-OF-GOD AN ALLEGORY FOR FASCISM
hypersus IT COULDN'T BE ANY MORE CLEAR-CUT
hypersus YOU CAN LITERALLY GOOGLE THE PHRASE "WHAT IS WARHAMMER AN ALLEGORY FOR" AND YOU WILL GET THAT AS A FRONT-PAGE RESULT

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 117 points 2 years ago

Edit: hilarious the number of authoritarian disinformation shills and bots freaked the fuck out by my comment. Suck. It. Bitches.

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