likely AMOC collapse is a manmade lovecraftian horror, capitalists are genuinely not human
interview question practice with my dad going off the rails as he hits the Nobody Wants To Work Anymore + Bootstraps + Your Generation combo when I can't sell myself being willing to work unpaid overtime for a minimum-wage secretarial position convincingly
UNALLOYED JOKERNOMICS REGIME

forming a lifetime grudge against JB Pritzker because I have gathered information that legislation he signed may have actually directly allowed a senior driver to go unchecked to the point that they obliterated my shit 
looking into it after I got my shit obliterated, why the fuck did Pritzker increase the senior driving test age minimum to 79?
“Study after study indicates that senior drivers are the most safe amongst us and there’s really no need for this onerous test to be administered when you are a senior,” said bill sponsor Rep. Jay Hoffman in a statement.
Please show me these studies because I find this credulous at face value. The point is, as far as I am aware, to make sure they aren't suffering age-related driving ability degradation. It's a matter of risk, not general competence. Are they just allowing people well-past the dementia-risk age-threshold to dodge a fucking basic competence test?
Long arm of the carhitler boomerreich. You will have your family annihilated by the 78-year-old who forgot which foot the brake pedal is 
Every little detail I hear about Sinwar's life and death makes it feel straight out of Shōnen Jump. A man born in a refugee camp that outlives him. A man who went from emiseration to a college degree. A man who became fluent in his oppressors language in captivity. A man who went from indefinite imprisonment to leading the resistance. A man who projects a Samsonian level of indomitability. They have to keep making excuses that 'he's in another country', 'he's underground' for why they just can't kill him for years, but you can find him walking down the street in Gaza and just pull him aside for an interview.
He's still above ground fighting, a year into the entire region being carpet-bombed with the expressed intent to kill him specifically. He gets hit with tanks, missiles, dronefire, he's still fighting with a severed hand–he's 61 years old! Even when he's bleeding out in a dusty-old chair exposed to the elements, the surveillance drone pilots are still instinctively dodging the pieces of rebar he's chucking at the damned thing in a final 'fuck you' to his oppressors with his one good hand.
They have to finish him off with a sniper round. They can't touch this man. They can't be near this man. He's the bogeyman. It feels intrinsically embarrassing to even make the comparison–it makes me feel like my analysis is fundamentally juvenile, but I just cannot shut it out of my mind, it keeps coming back to me the more I think about it–this man went out like Gojo Satoru. A life and a death that can only be rivaled by Che Guevara's in terms of it feeling straight out of fiction. What a guy.

well, I don't make the rules 
Hitler condemns Warsaw antiwar riots, says 'Order must prevail'
guy who mugs people: god it’s so easy to make money
Not adding a burning the Star of David emote, apologies, but that's the line I draw, being Jewish. I know that's not the intent stated, but it still is as such. I'm not trying to say that Israel's use of it is in any way legitimate, nor that I disagree that Israel is a genocidal apartheid state that deserves 1000 October 7ths for all the terror they wrought, but it just makes me viscerally uncomfortable to have an emote depicting that.
Edit: hilarious the number of authoritarian disinformation shills and bots freaked the fuck out by my comment. Suck. It. Bitches.


even his binge watchers





they all just want to have a party till the lights die by their hands. Porky Mother 3 Occupied Levers of Power