[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 84 points 3 weeks ago

Boomers: Young people today are lazy and stupid!

Young Person: (is proactive and brave)

Also Boomers: rage-cry

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submitted 3 weeks ago by Xenomorph@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

So far I've found that Phantasy Star Online Blue Burst, Dynasty Warriors 4 Hyper, SADX, Yu-Gi-Oh The Power Of Chaos Tribology are some great abandonware titles.

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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/5125423

On the one hand it's kind of like soypoint-2 hey commercials for younger people that aren't made with boomers in mind! But then on the other hand, it's a fucking anime commercial for a debilitating mental health condition.

monke-beepboop

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submitted 3 weeks ago by Xenomorph@hexbear.net to c/anime@hexbear.net

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/5125423

On the one hand it's kind of like soypoint-2 hey commercials for younger people that aren't made with boomers in mind! But then on the other hand, it's a fucking anime commercial for a debilitating mental health condition.

monke-beepboop

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submitted 3 weeks ago by Xenomorph@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

On a whim (since I've been playing PSO on the PC) I decided to download a Dreamcast emulator and muck around with some games. I feel like I'm back in middle school and it's 2000 raising my chao babies and playing some sonic.

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 95 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine being mad at someone because she's advocating for children with the bad and wrong skin color. Zionazis are so fucking racist man.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by Xenomorph@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

My character's face looks very yassified trump-yassified

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Xenomorph@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

I got my humar up to level 30 and I'm grinding out stuff in hard difficulty. Still need to complete all the side story quests and government quests in normal. It's a good time to start too because there's plenty of higher level players around to give a hand, I got a piece of free gear from someone yesterday myself.

Anyway let me know if you're down.

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 96 points 1 month ago

kermit-pain Ima be real with you, UnitedHealth, that's literally murder.

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 70 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shoot a black kid in the back: "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!" smuglord

Shoot a white woman trying to break into the capitol to potentially kill the people you're guarding: "AVENGE HER NOW!" frothingfash

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submitted 1 month ago by Xenomorph@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

I just started a character on the Ephinea server today and so far it's a rush of nostalgia from my childhood. I'd like to actually beat the game this time since I never did on the dreamcast and I didn't have my mom's credit card to play online as a tween.

Lemme know if you're interested.

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So long story short I started smoking when I was in my mid-twenties and did it for about 10 years. It wasn't until recently I switched over to vaping in a vain attempt to quit smoking. Well, it worked, I quit smoking but became totally addicted to vaping instead.

It's so difficult to kick compared to drinking. Alcohol would make me have terrible hangovers and I'd binge so there'd be weeks at a time I'd lose to being drunk. Compared to smoking it's nefarious, with cigs I could only smoke outside and there was only 20 to a pack, so I'd have to space it out and plan my breaks around smoking a cig.

Vaping on the other hand, you can do anytime anywhere (mostly). I'd just sit at the computer all day vaping. I even stopped playing games (my passion) just to sit and vape and disassociate.

Anyway I'm trying, again, to quit. I tried yesterday but I ended up fishing out a burnt vape from the trash and took a bunch of hits that made me gag.

So I came to a realization of sorts, my ass is fishing through nasty garbage and putting that to my mouth to get a nicotine fix. Look at how far my ass has fallen sadness

I'll update this post when I hit the 6 hour mark. God help me.

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submitted 1 month ago by Xenomorph@hexbear.net to c/anime@hexbear.net

Pic related Baron Zeppeli is absolutely a dandy boy.

So I started it with Phantom Blood (rip Danny you were too good for this world lil' pupo) and the entire thing just feels so blatantly queer coded. From the vogue poses MID FIGHT to the insanely buff Johnathan Joestar wrastlin' with the insanely buff Dio Brando. And THE FASHION, it takes place in the late 1800's and yet Jojo is rocking some fabulous outfits.

I love it so far btw it's fantastic and I'm looking forward to Stardust Crusaders and Golden Wind which I know are fan favorites.

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submitted 1 month ago by Xenomorph@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

For serious though some real bangers out there like Power Of Chaos, Dynasty Warriors 4 Hyper, Battlefield 1942 (!) and BF Vietnam (!).

*! these were triple-a games now totally free to play with fan dedicated private servers.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Xenomorph@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

I skipped the 2nd game because it's not really relevant since the 3rd has all the cards from all three games. There's also a bug present in 1 that doesn't save your game which kills the fun of winning games and collecting cards.

Also worth noting that the ai SUCKS in the first game and most decks Yami plays have all pieces of exodia and he will play stall to get them all. Joey's game at least scales the ai to meet your deck, which is nice because starting out you have a pretty lackluster deck.

YugiKaiba format in Yugi The Destiny just feels like it was designed to frustrate and burn your ass on. While on the other hand the Goat era of Joey The Passion is much easier to play and the cards give you a nice little toolkit of options outside of a mad scramble to summon the strongest beaters before your opponent does.

https://archive.org/details/yu-gi-oh-power-of-chaos-trilogy_202404 (windows will freak out it's a trojan but it's just a false positive since it's a cracked game)

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 76 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Liberal Boomers: "Young people today are STUPID and LAZY they never want to do ANYTHING" ooooooooooooooh

Young Person: "I'm proactive and smart and I want to primary do-nothing inept democrats" sicko-zoomer

Also Liberal Boomers:

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submitted 1 month ago by Xenomorph@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

The game starts you off with the worst LOB deck possible and makes you work for every card you win (one at a time). Since early ygo is all about 4 star cards with good atk power you're totally outclassed by the ai that has a bunch of beatsticks on hand AS WELL AS powerful tributes like summon skull.

And the absolute insult to injury is now TWO TIMES the ai has completed exodia, giving a big ol' fuck you to me when I had the ai down to like 1k life points.

Konami fix your cheating ass games, these are supposed to be for babies, not masochists.

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 72 points 2 months ago

An incredible bit would be reaching the level of pope in the catholic church while being an atheist.

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 106 points 2 months ago

Love to be deported to a maximum security concentration camp for criticizing the president. Oh yeah I forgot that's not authoritarian unless it comes from a scary country somewhere in asia.

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 78 points 2 months ago

Who would win? An imageboard home to one million racists and funded by dark money - or - one dinky little lemmy instance where the central theme is an owl pissing and a pig with poopy on it's sack?

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 65 points 2 months ago

I should have expanded my answer: what can we do about it and how quickly can we do it? Protest and as often as possible!

I see you. I hear you. You are valid!

deports you to el salvador for being mean to trump online anyway liberalism

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 107 points 2 months ago

idk what to even say to this, and here I thought the bush jr. years were bad with slapping the "terrorist" label on anything that moves. Please, please, please be careful with whatever you say online anymore because this shit could very easily escalate to black-bagging anyone for saying anything.

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 69 points 2 months ago

We must protect original american ideas like "what if we had doordash, but for someone to come wipe your ass for you?" 🤔

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 81 points 2 months ago

Cool so it's illegal to protest? Nice "democracy".

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