Drugs, mostly.

But seriously, I understand the feeling. Realizing you've spent your entire life watching those in power bend over backwards to destroy the planet despite decades of scientific evidence highlighting the problem is beyond aggravating and incredibly depressing all at the same time.

Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

Where have I heard this before....

Dang, the Babylon Bee went four whole paragraphs without saying something transphobic. That's got to be a new record.

A spokesperson for the office of U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer told CNBC: “The United States is an indispensable ally for both our economic and national security. Talks on a deal between our countries have been continuing at pace and the Prime Minister will update later today.”

Well I’ll believe it when they actually confirm they’ve settled on a deal. The Trump Admin says lots of things that aren’t true.

Remember last week when Trump insisted he’s been talking with Xi Jinping and making progress on a deal only for China to immediately deny it? Yeah, no point in taking the White House at its word. They are not a reliable source.