You can find a list of the 34 rules he violated by searching for 'Donald Trump Rule 34'
Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.
No other Republican able to run on their ticket.
Biden polling in the drain.
Bernie can still win. Trust the plan, this is Our Revolution.
This is how we actually end up with RFK Jr lol
Maybe he'll turn out to be a communist and provide everyone with brainworms!
If falsifying business records is a felony then every single business owner in america is a felon.
All the Maga tiktok livestreams right now saying "this is now coming to our front door" and I'm here saying
Good, if you commit fraud like this, you deserve it. Tired of the roles getting shot by pigs for not raising hands fast enough while the 1% skate off
Can't wait for him to get the "felon" label officially applied, spend 2 weeks in jail, then get elected while in jail, pardon himself, send the judge and jury to the border camps, then the liberals to cry and do nothing about it.
New heights of !., most likely coming 
What if we got the libs to roll out the 
just this one time.........
he won't face consequences but i'm still cheering. there's a non-zero chance some very funny stuff comes out of this, 
I really want his prison arc where he wins and governs from his cell and decides not to pardon himself because he's become the king of the jail.
I think it would be cool if he stopped eating and drinking and withered to death out of fear of maybe possibly seeing the inside of a jail cell for a bit
imagining him just keeling over at sentencing because his poor little heart can't take it
RIP big fella, goodbye cruel world
Trump is given a six month suspended sentence. Biden pardons Trump to show bipartisanship and renew faith in American institutions. Trump wins and has Biden executed for treason.
We are all wine moms on this blessed day
LOOKS LIKE BRUNCH IS BACK ON THE MENU, KIDDO
I'm alone right now, and I'm really dreading my next human interaction. Do I smile and laugh, or do I act really off-putting and ask when Biden goes on trial for genocide now that Trump's done being tried for doing paperwork wrong?
WELL LET'S SEE HIM WIGGLE HIS WAY OUT OF THIS ONE
Ah, well, nevertheless.
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg ... noted that both the trial and verdict were arrived at “in the same manner as every other case that comes through the courtroom doors ... by following the facts and the law and doing so without fear or favor.”
getting high on his own supply
I too love the justice system that never falsely imprisoned anyone or arrived at verdicts for political reasons haha lol such a noble and righteous institution hehe xD yes
The New/Federated feed is already being flooded. Time for the random accusations of brigading to begin.
Guilty on 34 counts of being a 
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