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It's a special halter for exercising that gets a horse to hold themselves a certain way when on a lunge line. If it works like I hope, Sandy will utilize her back end muscles more during exercises and can hopefully help her get a lil muscle on her booty.

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I got a hella good, and unexpected, raise at work and I will most likely be offering to become Sandy's full owner in February!!!!

Sandy's financial owner is struggling so bad. She sold her clothes, and has 3 jobs now. She hasn't paid me back for vet visits, farrier visits, or supplements for months now, which isn't an issue because I budget for that. I'm terrified she won't be able to make board, so I am going to analyze finances over the course of next month to make sure I can afford board.

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I'm writing a book and my editor needs to be able to alter/comment on the document as we go. I'm afraid AI is gonna use my work so I wanna move away from Google.

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She didn't damage the blanket though, which was awesome. It is also disgusting though lol.

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Yee haw pardner

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The cat on the left is named HotDog. Idk what the other is called

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Something awful happened every year and prevented me from putting up a tree.

It's not the best tree, but I love it. It sits on top of a dresser I use for storage so my dogs can't get to it. The lights are battery operated so there aren't any electrical cords my doodle might be tempted to chomp on. It barely fit where I wanted it lol. The star touches the ceiling.

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This week is supposed to have cool, rainy days and cold nights. Switched her to the lightweight blanket so she can stay dry and not get too hot in the day, but have a lil something to keep her warm at night.

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So photogenic! (lemmy.world)
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This is a threat (lemmy.world)

(not really)

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I don't wanna show y'all my face, sorry lol. You can marvel at how goddamn short I am tho lmao.

But look at Sandy's belly and booty! She looks so good! And her tail is getting so long!

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago

I have ducks and they go absolutely crazy for watermelon. My neighbor gave me half a watermelon the other day because he couldn't fit it in his fridge. I have it to the ducks and they went wild. Luke a cartoon style piranha feeding frenzy. The white birds looked like they'd been drenched in the blood of their enemies. One of them decided to sit in the empty rind after they were done and laid an egg in it, to assert dominance.

They also love birdseed and peas. I had a duck who could recognize canned peas based on the labels and would flip out if he saw me approaching with them. He also adored bird seed and would help himself to the bag if it was in a place he could knock it over. Found him stuck in an empty birdseed bag once. It wasn't empty that morning. Bro was a glutton, but he was a good boi.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 75 points 5 months ago

Honestly didn't think of this until you mentioned it. 10/10 gonna use this retort as soon as I can lmao

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 93 points 10 months ago

If you can't grow your own black holes, store-bought is fine.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago

I work at an MSP and a lot of our clients have to follow specific security compliance standards. Because Windows 10 is eol soon, we've been slowly upgrading folks to 11. I die a little each time I do an upgrade. People, including my coworkers and I, are not happy with it overall, but nobody can do anything because ✨compliance standards✨

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 134 points 1 year ago

It's not even a catchphrase. It's a threat

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 71 points 2 years ago

What nostalgia this brings lmao. The not pooping for 3 days meme is just as iconic as the influx of beans posts.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 86 points 2 years ago

I've tried explaining Lemmy to people and they do not understand. They are like "just use reddit bro"

I stopped using Reddit when the API protests happened and haven't gone back. I honestly think Lemmy is far superior. I love seeing and interacting with the same people in varying threads. Feels like an actual community.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 78 points 2 years ago

My coworkers give me shit for not working late all the time. Like, I work late when I absolutely have to or get permission to make up missed time. I refuse to stay just because lol.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Rosie

Pixel

Whiskers Jelly

Radar

Ducks: Antonio, Amy, Sonic, Capri-Sun, Sir, Lady, Mama Duck, Coco, (the late)Chanel, Cayenne, Legs, and Judy. I don't have any good pics of them all together close-up.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago

I don't see an issue with gay super soldiers.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago

I work in IT and occasionally encounter super sexist people who want a man to fix their computers. I'm not rude to these people while on the phone with them and I make sure to be extra kind. I totally talk shit after hanging up though. Fuck anyone who thinks I can't do my job because I'm a woman.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago

I had a disabled cat (heart failure, nearly blind, digestive issues, and severe brain damage) who went absolutely bonkers for strawberries. He was always trying to steal them. He was never successful. One day I caved and gave him a slice of a strawberry. He sniffed it then left. The next time I ate strawberries he went right back to trying to steal them. He was such a little shithead, but was the best cat I've ever had.

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