Researcher: "Well, you see, when hippos run very fast, there are moments when their four limbs are in the air, it's as if-"
Journalist: "HIPPOPOTAMOS CAN FLY!!!! THE FUCKING HIPPOS FLY!!!! A HIPPO JUST HIT THE PENTAGON!"
Researcher: "Well, you see, when hippos run very fast, there are moments when their four limbs are in the air, it's as if-"
Journalist: "HIPPOPOTAMOS CAN FLY!!!! THE FUCKING HIPPOS FLY!!!! A HIPPO JUST HIT THE PENTAGON!"
How fucking strong is Velma?!
I know, right? It's perfect.
Portuguese people clicking on the Brazilian flag to see something in Portuguese 💀
I mean... Patents in general are bullshit just for things like this.
People expect games that are ever more ambitious
Nono, people expect Good games, that doesn't have anything to do with ambition.
Wouldn't putting even one white performer in the show count as.... "Forced inclusion"?
Well, you see, the "Anti Magic Rock" Lobby has immense amount of power because of the money of the still lucrative "burning stuff and pollute everything" business.
I love the detail of the frase "Walk Time" as the Dog eyelashes, pretty clever and funny.
"Okay honey, it's really cool that you're Gay and all. But could you, like... Go back in the closet and come out again? It's for something that's very important to me" 🥺
Didn't Jesus know from the beginning that this was the last supper? Maybe it would have gone more like:
Jesus: Okay guys, now everyone knows what to bring for the supper.
Judas: Master, you didn't tell me what I should bring.
Jesus: Don't worry, traitor- I mean, Judas. Your presence is more than enough at the last supper.
All the apostles: "The last" what?
Fuck off, Diogenes!