[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

You know what makes games even more fun? Un-focking-lockables

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Rats are cool. They’re like little dogs, can be potty trained, learn tricks and like to cuddle.

They also develop cancer like no other species. You feel a limp on a rat and 3 hours later it’s a tumor the size of a bean.

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

LLMs: hallucinate like that guy from school who took every drug under the moon.

Actual trained specially AI: finds new particles, cures for viruses, stars, methods…

But the latter one doesn’t tell it in words, it does in the special language you use to get the data in the first place, like numbers and codes.

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Found the crab person

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 126 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I took a picture of a sparrow once. They’re called Spatz in German. In my local dialect, they’re called "Spotz" ʃpɔts in english it’s pronounced like "shpowts" - which is one of the words used for penis as well. Picture in German is Bild and in the local dialect it’s "büdl" ˈbʏdl in English pronounced like "boodle" (you have no pronunciation for ü).

So in my local dialect, a sparrow-pic is pronounced the same as a dick-pick. Spotzbüdl - ʃpɔtsˈbʏdl - spowthsboodle

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I got together with the wrong person. That woman cost me $15k in 3 months, burned through all of my savings for her amusement and made me take a $6k loan for furniture and a flat. Lemmings, what’s your sad story?

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Tap for spoilerBug

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Linux: {you can do anything.}

Windows: {you click [YES]}

Mac: {you type} ⌘+␣ "Terminal" ⏎ "date -d com.apple.quarantine drag file here (double check the space) ⏎ {you open the program again}

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[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 190 points 1 year ago

We should make some “cash-lympics” where some random people from every nation within the desired age are invited for free to just compete, with no training whatsoever. It would certainly be as fun/exciting as watching this dude

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago

I took this text and made ChatGPT translate it to 2008 teenager lingo:

Yo, what’s good? If you peep anything sketchy or straight-up wack, like a jacked-up toilet or whatever, hit me up at -number- ASAP. For real though, we’re low-key hustlin’ to make this campground poppin’. We ain’t stoppin’ till this spot’s lit AF and everyone’s vibin’ with it. We’re counting on you, fam. Much love, thanks!

That’s hella accurate

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 79 points 2 years ago

I almost forgot Apollo… 🥹

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