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[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

STILL. FUCKING. DOES.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

My POV while reading this post (I have not gone swimming today)

[-] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

The chips go in the sandwich. Also I don't know how to swim.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I thought I was the only one! You put them in the middle then press it slightly so they go “crunch” a little. Yum!

[-] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 8 points 1 week ago

Go swim if you have the means to do so!

[-] cattywampas@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

Nachos, super rope, and ice cream at the pool concession stand.

[-] Shawdow194@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago

Wet pool hand nachos is bringing back core memory

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

My dad: "The plain peanut butter sandwiches will continue until morale improves."

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

My dad: “boiled hotdogs in store-brand white bread are what the real athletes eat.”

[-] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I nuke mine, but otherwise, ya

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

But when you boil them, the bread gets all saturated with hotdog water. You’re missing out.

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I like nuked food

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 0 points 1 week ago

peanut butter sandwiches were one of my favorite things growing up. I'd still be eating them today, even though I have to make my own peanut butter here in Japan, except for my body declaring war on gluten (probably celiac since 1 parent has it, but not confirmed yet).

[-] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Wanna know what we call peanut butter in The Netherlands?

Pindakaas. Peanut cheese.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago
[-] Odo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You've committed a crime against gaming here today.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

And it was damn good. What’s that German saying? “Hunger makes the best sauce”? When you’re really hungry this is five Michelin star good.

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In dutch they say: "Hunger makes raw beans taste sweet"!

when packing up after windsurfing, they would advise against taking your trapeze off (a huge belly belt that can connect you to the sail, handsfree!) before you had access too food, because more often then not, it would unleash the hunger beast within. It was fun to have that power over your own hunger! GIMME THOSE SWEET BEANS!

[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

We had a fish and chip shop opposite the pool. I don’t think I have eaten anything better than those salty vinegary chips, the childish exhaustion and hunger made them absolutely magical.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago

Man for me it was that $1.25 pool stand hot dog

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Swimming lessons at Costco.

[-] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Past tense? Get back in there!

[-] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Dude it still does. Try that shit man a big shitty sandwich and chips fucking goes hard

[-] Szewek@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

I don't get it, why you have a line of crisps next to the sandwich? And why would you have cold food with cola?

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The crisps were there because they had salt and fat. This was typical food for children after swimming. The cold food is because it was 30-40°C outside.

[-] 5in1k@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Are you from space?

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Does soda have pairings like wine? I had no idea, I just cracked open sodas. What kinda faux pas have I been doing all my life? Oh God, is everyone looking at me weird when I drink soda wrong?

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Oh God, is everyone looking at me weird when I drink soda wrong?

If you're not holding it in the crook of your elbow, lifting your arm, and pouring it onto your outstretched tongue, then at least one of us is doing it wrong, and I think it's you, and everyone is silently judging you for your weird way of drinking. They don't drink with their elbows probably because they don't want to embarass you.

[-] Zomg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You put some of those chips in those sandwiches and youre cookin'

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

French fries is the standard German pool food. Like, nowhere else do you see stands selling nothing but fries (with ketchup and/or mayo, of course). And they just don't taste as good anywhere else, I guess it's the chlorine in the air making the salt taste extra special without actually tasting more salty.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

As a swamp German, this is how we do it, too. Aside from ketchup/mayo we use curry gewurtz (Hela) and mayo on there, with some diced onion.

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