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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by abc@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

He's going to jail and she's playing Baldur's Gate 3

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[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 84 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

She didn't turn off the ROG aura, it's cycling through rainbow colors while they're sitting there

trump lawyer laptop ASUS aura video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHxDd5zsESk

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

I wonder if Fox News will ask her about her laptop with the colorful lights.

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago
  1. Does she have a kid and 2. Did she borrow their laptop?
[-] Phish@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I'm buying Chapo's theory that Trump gave her that instead of paying her. He probably bought it for Baron and Baron told him it sucked and he wants a desktop so Trump art-of-the-dealed his lawyer with it.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

shout out to the thinkpad haver, gamers delenda est

edit: sitting down next to my client in court and pulling out my steam deck and bluetooth keyboard

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

That guy looks like his name is Chadwick.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Chadwick looks like he'd run Mint

[-] regul@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago

Fun bit idea would be to claim diplomatic immunity as an emissary of the Republic of Gamers.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

“The People of Nato recognise the sovereignty of the emissary of the Republic of Gamers.”

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I was going to say a funny bit idea is actally acting like you truly believe he's about to get the book thrown at him every week regardless of all the evidence prior but liberals really aren't leaving any wiggle room for satire.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago

Trump going on about the golden toilet in Trump Tower while his lawyer is playing Mario 64 on an emulator going BING BING WAHOO!

[-] abc@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago

JUDGE: Would the defense like to present anything in light of this evidence?

TRUMP, UNDER HIS BREATH ANGRILY LOOKING AT HIS LAWYER: Say something!!!

LAWYER: Your Honor, take a look at this....[turns laptop around] - this is Starfield. This is the quality of games being released under President Joe Biden, boring empty RPG. Now take a look at this similar game released under my client's Presidency - Elden Ring. How did FromSoft do it? Why couldn't Bethesda with the help they got from Hunter Biden, compete??

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

JUDGE: Ok, then how do you explain the even more critically acclaimed Bloodborne coming out at the tail end of the Obama presidency?

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

phoenix-objection-1phoenix-objection-2objection Take a look at this receipt I'm holding right now, which was archived on the release day of Elden Ring. Notice the line underneath the copy of the game and a 24-pack of Mountain Dew Baja Blast...the date is February 25th, 2022! Your client was not president at the time! This is an attempt to steal gamer valor!

emilie-pain sad-boi

[-] abc@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

trump-who-must-go

This is the first time I'm hearing this. When I became President in 2016, Hidetaka Miyazaki called me like "Mister President, FromSoftware is doing very poorly. We fumbled the most recent 'Dark Souls III'" He said.

Big game this Dark Souls III was supposed to be - and you know what happened? The gamers like my lawyer can tell you. They didn't like it one bit. FromSoftware was on the verge of bankruptcy!

So I said, "Hideki, Dark Souls III was a failure. It was a total and complete disaster. It's sad. It's very sad. " And he was crying over the phone like a baby, but I said to him, "Hideki...Hideki, listen - you know Tenchu? You need to make a game like that - Barron will love it." Miyazaki was humble. He knew that I was right. And then they made Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice during my Presidency and it saved the company, so really you should be thanking me for Elden Ring.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

If Sekiro is like Tenchu why don't I get to murder a CEO in the future?

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Sword Saint Isshin would have stayed immortal and have become a future CEO so you did actually

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 2 years ago

It's baffling how shit Starfield was. On a technical level it was fine (I guess) but that couldn't have made it more boring if they tried. I would say it was scandalously shit considering how hyped it was but it got nowhere near that level of criticism. Maybe they are holding out on mod support.

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

It was so ass I was unimpressed after getting it for free. The only way I might buy it is if future mods make the space travel actually functional and do something about the dozen load screens to accomplish one task

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[-] TheGamingLuddite@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago

This is representation for the kids in high school who brought big, loud, constantly overheating alienware laptops to class and played league of legends at lunch.

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 years ago

...you brought laptops to class?

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[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh look it's one of those guys. Bowtie villains.

Nyaghh Batman

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

When everything is going exactly as planned and they're none the wiser

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

New emoji just dropped

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

geordi-no Republic of Gamers

geordi-yes People's Republic of Gamers

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

she's not a gamer, she's mining crypto

[-] macabrett@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Barron has had so much influence on his family('s lawyers).

[-] ultraviolet@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

disappointed it's not the wet boi himself 😔

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

he's a man of culture, that's why he's got the desktop monitor, a big noisy tower under the desk, and he's playing counterstrike

[-] AynRandsGrindcoreBand@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

It's more likely a 30 series card, given the shape of the screen / lid and the thickness - I have the 20 series of the same laptop and it isn't that thick or have the offset shape on the screen.

Decent workhorse for graphic and 3D work. Set up properly it'll render out images all day without falling over like a lot of other supposedly workstation-class laptops I have used.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

My boy Trump on trial just for being a gamer, what is this country coming to gamer-gulag

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[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Doing the SBF thing and idly playing league while in court to impress the jurors.

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

there's a sucker born every day.

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