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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 123 points 1 month ago

The double fisted horseshoe shaped dildo is hanging upside down, that's not good for your luck.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 64 points 1 month ago

Shove it up your ass.

And mine.

[-] Maiq@lemy.lol 21 points 1 month ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me... Whack off

[-] MisterMoo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

See that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

Move it in and out at a medium pace

[-] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I regret clicking the drop down to see the rest of this conversation lol

[-] Maiq@lemy.lol 6 points 1 month ago
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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 1 month ago

Ahhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

Pretend I'm the pizza guy... and watch me whack off.

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

For good luck right? Right? It's not gay if it's for good luck? Right?

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, totally, for luck. Def nothing gay. Def not. For luck.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 52 points 1 month ago

Well, I know when I'm not needed.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 15 points 1 month ago

And yet you're here... And so am I. Wait... Fuck.

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 1 month ago

I suddenly want to watch Requiem for a Dream again.

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Masterclass in how to say "ass-to-ass" without actually saying it.

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Now that I think about it, is she happy? Is she traumatised? Is she regretting? Is she laughing at the absurdity of it all?

The best kind of acting is where the face puts all kinds of emotions into one expression, making it too ambiguous to tell what the character really feels.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure she's high. She prostituted herself to get heroin.

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[-] swab148@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Lesbian Sisyphus

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[-] pornthrowaway9999@lemmynsfw.com 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pretty sure I've seen a gallery of these two getting high and having a threesome, so that might not just be for show

Edit: Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find those pictures again and have looked a few times since this picture pops up from time to time.

Info for those who want to give it a try: This picture wasn't part of the set, but it's definitely the same women. The toy doesn't make an appearance either. The brunette gets high, and they use a DVD case with frogs or something as a tray to hold the marijuana? The blonde goes down on the brunette. I think there's a picture of the blonde wearing a baseball cap too (I assume it's her boyfriend taking the pictures as there are more pictures of just him and the blonde at other times). Good luck!

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

You know what you gotta do here, Indiana Jones.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?

Yeah, @pornthrowaway9999@lemmynsfw.com!
Are you just gonna leave us hanging?
Like some naughty nunchucks on a coat hook?!

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Now I want to see Bruce Lee do a kung fu demonstration with those.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 1 month ago

I tried reverse image searching this and came up with just Reddit and the same pic with no info.

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 4 points 1 month ago

Because it's probably not true and that guy is full of shit, lol.

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[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 9 points 1 month ago

Why would you make a claim like this without providing sauce? Are you some kind of monster? Geez.

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago
[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Historians say these two were almost like sisters.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago

I’m familiar with the move on the left, but the right hand looks like an Obama speech gesture.

[-] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 75 points 1 month ago

One in the hope, two in the change

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

hey I know that saying from somewhere.. shocker!

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
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[-] Tedesche@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] Cort@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

It's called the Clinton thumb

1000003661

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[-] Dragomus@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Is that tiger sniffing her hair?

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Cats do be like that

[-] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

So it is a clown car after all then.

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[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

That wasn't nearly as NSFW as I hoped.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Yea but I thought I'd better put it just in case.

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[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] ArchAengelus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Talk about double-fisting…

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Cute tiger PIC in the back there

[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

Wonder if they got the elephant zoobooks

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

Its a whole collection. Wonder if they have them all.

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