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It's real, they did an article about him. This was supposed to be a soft piece to make him more human. ha ha.

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[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 29 points 1 week ago

Rare photo indeed. He’s usually better at staying secluded after molting

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

This is ridiculous. Lizard people don’t molt.

[-] usernameusername@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago
[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

Thanks for the little bit of throwup in my mouth

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

You...you gonna finish that...?

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago
[-] cheers_queers@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

Did he take his face off so it wouldnt get wet?

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Taking over Hawaiin land and stealing their water.

[-] dopaminejunkie7396@kbin.earth 12 points 1 week ago
[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

with an ass like that he could have 300 followers on insta!

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago

Isn't this the famous Patterson footage of Bigfoot?

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He tries so hard to be cool.

Why do billionaires NEED to be liked so badly? Is it because they don't trust that anyone in their life likes them for who they are, instead of their money? Maybe, it's because their own kids and wives hate them?

Fuck. That one is kinda cool though

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Zuckerberg surfs every morning right before he indulges in his complicated work algorithms, reports the New York Post. Now obviously being an IT giant comes with a casket full of responsibilities

Dressing up as a thicc Geosha Surfer every morning helps Zuck deal with his daily casket of problems.

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Practicing his mime skills while surfing. It’s called multitasking. 😉

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Why he got a fuckin dumpy

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Zinc really is excellent sunblock. Makes you look like a doofus and it gets absolutely everywhere, but you aren't sunburnt.

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This ad riddled slop factory is not "evidence"

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

This guy is ridiculous, but most people use less sunblock than recommended and mineral sunblock, while it leaves a white residue, is probably the safest considering it doesn't get absorbed into your body.

[-] DrFistington@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Lol, it's reelz

[-] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

What a nauseatingly puffpiece-y puff piece

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

"Iconic" :|

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