This you?

Most fish and indeed most vertebraes on planet earth are Bristlemouths. With numbers in the Quadrillions, they easily outnumber mammals, birds (including owls) and all the others put together. If an alien race just made a quick stop and beamed up one specimen of a vertebrae species, it would likely look like this:

These are the main inhabitants of earth as far as complex life goes. You just never see them, because they are smart enough to stay below 300 meters deep. Just chilling and signaling with their bioluminescent spots. Even when their main food source migrates to the surface daily, they stay down there. In fact, as they get older and their sex changes from male to female(oh yeah, that's a thing), their swim bladder gradually fills with lipids causing them to slowly shift downwards to deeper depths of over 5000 meters (16400 ft). They seem to hear the call of the abyss. What do they know, that we don't?

me and my gang of endemic detrivores love our hadopelagic zone lifestyle.

every day is Christmas, playing in the nutrient rich marine snow.

This is the comrade saying biology is weird down there by the way

I have good news

but without the ocean you'd be on the same land mass as the USA

You will have your war

But where will billionaires go to die??

Team Magma moment

I say we drain the ocean

"The Bloop" is a mysterious, ultra-low-frequency underwater sound recorded by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997. For years, scientists debated its origin, with theories ranging from giant sea creatures to military operations, but it was later determined that the sound came from icequakes, or the cracking and breaking away of icebergs from glaciers, according to NOAA.

That's what they want you to believe.

shrimps is insurgents

No because then the odds of getting more subnautica-like games in the future goes down

i drank it all it's gone

• Pokemon Ruby Version (2002)

Team Magma Was Right

I keep telling you, this is how you get Mad Max times

I know Australia and all, but I don't have enough leather bandage gear to pull off the look!

Right after I shared this song?

No Thank You ”The Ocean”: We Don’t Know What’s Down There, and We Shouldn’t Find Out

yeah, and get rid of tesco too!

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