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[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

If you're ejaculating mold I'd visit a doctor if I were you.

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Was this how The Last Of Us started?

[-] Rachelhazideas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

The plot of resident evil 8

[-] Mattador0808@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

No lowballs. I know what I got

[-] Llamabrodog@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

LIGHTLY?!?!? THAT'S LIGHTLY?!?!?

[-] nodsocket@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Now I want to see what a heavy load looks like

[-] Ryan213@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Aka Ron Jeremy

Was it a 2 liter of diet cum

[-] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm sure that would clean up okay, you should definitely buy it.

[-] TheYear2525@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Could lick it clean in a few weeks.

[-] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's like that licking machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 licks to clean a lightly cummed on Tootsie Pop

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

The Cumming School of Medicine developed a version that only needs 69 licks.

[-] SnowFoxx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Just turn it to the other side and it will be totally ok. So 250$ sounds pretty fair.

[-] MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's depressing that someone would buy that as a fetish item

[-] Max17@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Barely noticeable... /s

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