It's a very short article but if you still want more of a taste...
Health officials typically advise avoid swimming in that DC waterway, because sewage from the city’s aging system flows into it. [...] The National Park Service warns plainly against taking a dip in the creek’s E. coli-ful waters.
High priest of Nurgle ass behavior
future historians will have a wild fucking time figuring out what happened here. it'll take centuries until they reach "oh yes sir, please more diseases, said no one ever. except these people did. they consistently, knowingly chose more disease. it's insane."
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The Worm grants me immunity to disease. I can swim where ever I want.
He's got the fuckin toxin immunity worm from system shock 2
Fuckin' Goa'uld regenerative powers. Plus he probably has a sarcophagus.
Kennedy is well-known for his maverick approach to personal health. He revealed last year that doctors once found a dead worm in his brain.
Fucking liberals. Call him a freak conspiracy nut fascist who wants to put people in concentration camps. Not a "maverick".
Brain-eating amoeba take my energy.
I always think of this when somebody says the word "maverick" about a politician.
Or, long con here, we let them associate the word maverick with being like RFK Jr.
And then when somebody brings up John McCain and refers to him as a maverick they'll assume, correctly, that McCain was a conspiracy nut fascist.
Worms were paying respect to their moms RFK Jr. Was just being a gracious host and arranged a meeting, transportation and catering to the family
I wish him a very eye infection
E. coli take my energy 
Welcome to our Poopl! Notice there is poop in it, let's keep it that way
It's like the bacta tank from star wars, it's short for "bacteria" 
demanded it clearly. A man's gotta eat after all.
THE WORM GROWS STRONGER.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
