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You're being sold as an action figure. What 2 accessories do you come with? (lemmy.world)

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[-] ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 93 points 11 months ago

Anxiety and depression

[-] Twitches@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Lol beat me to it

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago

A pillow and my phone

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 58 points 11 months ago

Inaction figure.

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[-] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 35 points 11 months ago

Can of beer and a bowling ball

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Not a toilet?

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Nice marmot.

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[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 25 points 11 months ago

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Weed vape and this bad boy

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[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 17 points 11 months ago

A hat and buyer's remorse.

[-] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 11 months ago

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

[-] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 9 points 11 months ago

Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude

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[-] ytsedude@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Tears and toilet paper.

[-] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

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[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 13 points 11 months ago

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Action keyboard and action mouse.

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[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Autism and depression

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[-] ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 months ago

A laptop and an anal plug.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

A knife. And another knife.

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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

[-] TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 11 months ago

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 8 points 11 months ago

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

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[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

2 gray kitties

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

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[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 7 points 11 months ago

Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

[-] lengau@midwest.social 7 points 11 months ago

A cat and a bike

[-] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Bass and bong

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 11 months ago

a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

[-] Manticore@lemmy.nz 7 points 11 months ago

Dual-weilding plushies

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which

[-] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^

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[-] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 6 points 11 months ago

A cat and a cup of tea

[-] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Track saw and climbing shoes.

[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Guilt and regret

[-] Brewchin@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.

[-] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.

Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.

[-] beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

[-] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go

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[-] Reyali@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

My cat and my cell phone

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Touring kayak and back country skis

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 5 points 11 months ago

Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree

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