Why do we gotta know about Joe Biden's prostate
he have prostate so it's confirmation he's not an anarchist after all, meaning anarcho-bidenism is in shambles.
it's a good thing biden ended cancer or this would be worrisome
I don't feel like people talk about this enough. That's when he was still kinda lucid
Prostate cancer is Hamas
Well Israel you know what to do!
Sorry to anyone within a 12 block radius of Bidens house
There's some sort of gay sex joke to be made about trying to find Hamas in tunnels here, I'm sure of it.
Man my Dad has prostate cancer and he'd better fuckin beat it instead of this ghoul
Best wishes to your dad!
Thanks fam 
Good luck to you dad, comrade!
Thanks comrade 
imagine getting paid like $100,000 a year to talk about Joe Biden's dick and asshole
I would quiet quit.
Vaxxed?
the nodule has a right to defend itself
imagine being the guy who has to finger the previous president's butthole
After it was extracted it was discovered to be a golden pager
I want competing Kelly, Ben Garrison, & Eli Valley comics on this subject by the end of the week! 
(Biden emoji because apparently I dreamed that we had a J. Jonah Jameson one and I felt it had a similar energy)
Someone go to /r/politics and report it for being off topic. He's not a politician.
It was good enough for the hunters laptop stories etc...
If he had transitioned and took Spiro this likely wouldn't be an issue. Biden, be safe! Put on the thigh highs
Another excerpt published in The New Yorker claimed that Biden seemed to not recognize actor George Clooney, who hosted a fundraiser for the former president.
"Hello, Mr. President!"
"Hello... Um... Ah... Hello, Mr. Gary Grant?"
Ouch that's gotta hurt Clooney! Getting big dogged by Biden after he worked so hard for him.
Cancer coming 10 years too late
60, he was even worse back then
Yeah, good. Okay.
May it be perpetually tickled by the ghost of Henry Kissinger.
In the spirit of bipartisanship.
When I was younger I was taught about purposeful speech. Essentially, will what I'm saying make the world better? Who the fuck thought this was appropriate to send out? It's made my day objectively worse. I'm assuming many others as well.
tho not as bad a day as the person who discovered it...
They discovered it as part of their job. My partner works in healthcare and they say you get used to these aspects of the job. And look, I'm in favor of setting up a mouse-trap-the-game style contraption that results in a giant anvil falling on Joe Biden's head because he's a genocidal maniac, but I honestly think he's probably a genocidal maniac that's pleasant to be around. All this to say the worker probably had an average time of it.
Unlimited Cancer on the Amerikkkan Political Kkklass
Didn't know demons could get cancer
Aren't you forgetting someone?
spoiler
07 to comrade nodule, better late than never
looking into it...
Sorry it was me, he said i could crash
imagine someone finding a tumor in your ass being national news
1 - love that he and the media can finally be honest about his health
2 - really love that the man has taxpayer-funded healthcare for the rest of his wretched life after he won the 2020 on false promises of M4A.
Receptacle for the puppet controls. 
THAT'S 3D chess.
Tony Blinken's shitty blues rock band covering the CT bit version of Cream's Sunshine of Your Love about shrinking down so you can fit inside a man's ass and pilot him like a giant robot with wires and buttons and levers
-ule
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That nodule is lame. Should have appeared 4-5 years ago instead
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