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[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago
[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

They call the fingers but I never seen em fing …. Woah, there they go

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

People named Hannah

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

People named "Grerg"

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

People named Lana: 😒

People named Kcidymkcus: 😏

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I know a guy whose actual name is Anal. It means fire in our native language lol. Not a nice name to have when you're (unfortunately) in the US.

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

A lot of people (including the prime minister lol) are called Dick in the Netherlands.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Ever heard of Tricky Dick? It's what the newspapers were calling Richard Nixon after the Watergate scandal.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah but he came after Johnson, so i think we just had a phallic few presidencies. And before Johnson was Kennedy, which wasn't a phallic name, but the man was a slut

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

People named A dog, a panic, in a pagoda:

[-] Mozingo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

adogap a ni, cinap a, god A

A dog, a panic, in a pagoda

Hrmmm, the commas aren't in the same place.

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That depends on your definition of the same place. They haven't moved...

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

People named "Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog"

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

Kid named Regnif

[-] sxan@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago

People named "Bob."

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 9 points 1 month ago
[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

I wonder what a bumdaƨƨ is

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 1 month ago

It's a past tense slang for anal.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

People named "Ada"

[-] TIN@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

People named Natasha...

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

People name Naomi.

[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Danger zone!

[-] rotkehle@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

People named "Tenet"

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Racecar is a pathetic human name

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago
[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Bob would be a more common alternative.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

People named MarjorieiorjraM.

[-] lefixxx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My deamon was named by my parents' deamon

[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Dammit im maD

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus

[-] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Looks like a band playing the same genre as xavleg

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

My name is Retep and I am evil!

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