https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/18/politics/joe-biden-prostate-cancer
It continued, “While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management.”
Manageable with hormone treatment. They're putting Biden on T-blockers.
THEY'RE GOING TO TRANS BIDEN!!
I hope someone is doing something because he owes me $2000
I really don't like this framing because it misrepresents what is owed in a dumb way.
You forgot to account for year-to-year inflation in your number so it should be much higher.
Just use the same "inflation" math the grocery stores and fast food restaurants use, and you'll find you're owed just shy of $10.8 million.
Can't wait for the crashout 
podcast and subsequent crypto grift; Unchained with Hunter Biden
Luigi Matastione Ass-ass-innates War Criminal.
Bye then
I thought he said he was gonna cure cancer?
He's testing cancer on himself rn so that he could cure it later, he's a hero
Did I say that too loud? Did cancer hear me and get mad?
As I read this, I think of Biden encouraging voters to go out during the primaries without concern for COVID. I think of his promises of Medicare For All. I think of the way that he cut back on COVID protections, forcing people back to work once in office. I think of the ways he funded a genocide and broke bread with his war criminal peers.
As I read this, I'm indifferent to his suffering.
we're going to do all these things if you vote for us!
oh sorry that's too hard/we don't care, good luck!
To be fair, it was a much more effective electoral strategy than the follow-up:
we're not going to do shit if you vote for us!
actually, doing nothing would be way better than what we were planning, not to mention way harder to buck our lobbyists that want us to do the terrible things, so we're going to fuck things up pretty bad if you vote for us. but the other guy might fuck things up slightly more, and it's your fault either way! but we won't do anything to stop it, because that's too hard/we don't care, ~~good luck~~ fuck you!"
Plus
we're gonna give even more money to the military instead of helping people
Ideally this ghoul should spend the next 20 years in prison, but I'll take it. Without him neither the genocide in Palestine nor Trump's second term would have happened. Rot in hell.
His cornhole is popping off
tactical move
they'll be scanning his arse instead of his brain
meanwhile he wakes up every morning like the girl in 50 First Dates except instead of Adam Sandler it's Ass Cancer
Bad news: God is real
Good news: God is real
But why would Hamas do this?
They're called Hamass because they tunnel into your ass to cancerfy your prostate.
Prostate cancer is kkhhhaaamass
its joever
Is it too soon to 
Oh.
So this is why the tell-alls are coming out now
He's gonna be dead soon and then the bloviating hagiographies take over the mainstream and pave over the bloody trail he's blazed
Thoughts and prayers for the former staffers currently in the process of getting their "he was fucked up the whole time" books published. Your window has closed. Only glazing from here on out.
with a double meaning
Promise made.
Promise broken.
Should have have for the cancer moon shot than aggressively persuing genocide.
to 
cancer.
very sorry for the cancer
Got lilacs on my desk, a nice storm outside, Biden has an aggressive form of prostate cancer, and I have twizzlers. Not a bad Sunday.
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