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The 10% stacks additively, each time you do the deal, this status is applied to a different 10%. If you sacrifice 10 fingers, the entire world is guaranteed basic human needs (food, water, shelter, clothing, healthcate, etc...)

Nobody knows you saved them. Would you do it?


If everyone knows about the fact that you can do this deal, would that change your mind?

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago

If everybody has their basic needs met, the odds of getting prosthetic fingers dramatically increases. I'd be OK with that swap. Bonus: Robot Fingers.

[-] andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I feel like that's a good deal. Especially if I get credit. I mean, I'd still do it if it was anonymous, but can you imagine the popularity of being the guy who cut off his fingers for world peace? Frankly you'd be kind of a monster not to do it. So many people lose hands for nothing at all. But being the guy with the robot fingers who gave the world peace and joy? Sure, sign me up. Sounds rad af.

[-] Litebit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You could have more than 10 fingers, and with updates, they will get better every year. .. different fingers for different purpose..

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 55 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

All 10 even if they have to be taken off with a hacksaw. I would be concerned about the being who could so easily do this, but has a sick desire to maim me first though.

[-] nagaram@startrek.website 35 points 2 weeks ago

Falls in line with the ethics of basically all known gods.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You mean, human created stories. It's not like these beings are likely to exist.

[-] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

That's kind've the point. Very few of these imagined deities are even worthy of worship despite being fabricated as the "ultimate" being.

[-] mbtrhcs@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

kind've

Ok not to be nitpicky but this is the first time I've ever seen the opposite (complementary?) mistake to "could of". That's actually kinda fun :D

[-] dnick@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe it's not a being, maybe you have some generic abnormality that can be exploited somehow. Bonus points if the abnormality is regeneration.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago

OP, are you a billionaire trying to reframe global poverty as me being unwilling to chop my fingers off rather than you being unwilling to share your enormous wealth?

[-] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck, how do these plebs keep finding out my scheme.

[-] underline960@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

And the billionaires have an AI number of fingers.

[-] countrypunk@slrpnk.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

Of course I'd do it. Lack of fingers would be an inconvience, sure, but there's cool technology like 3d printing that I could use to get by okay. The inconvience is more than worth it for people to have basic human needs. Plus, with everyone having basic needs they'd be able to spend their time doing things that they enjoy and are passionate about. In all the population of the earth there are definitely gonna be people whose mission is to get people functioning bionic fingers that work like the real deal. I don't care about people knowing. It would be more annoying if they did because then people would constantly be thanking me and receiving compliments is awkward.

[-] Libra@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Depends: for how long? 1 finger = 10% of humanity has all of their basic survival needs met forever? Done and done, take all 10. Seems like an extremely tiny price to pay to alleviate a colossal amount of suffering in the world forever, and without all those people being distracted by meeting their basic needs odds are technology is going to advance even more rapidly, along with the quality of things like medical prosthetics and neural interfaces and shit. So, yes please bring on the cyberpunk without the dystopia.

[-] credo@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Hey—so uh—you didn’t say whose fingers were have to sacrifice. This is a no brainier.

[-] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Ah shit, you found the loophole 😁

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[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

Ten right away, and then another as often as there's a 10% turnover in world population.

Hey, you never said they had to be my fingers.

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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

All 10 of course. Rather keep it discreet though, don't want anybody asking awkward questions about why I carry around bags of fingers, whose fingers they are, that sort of thing.

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't mind losing all my fingers if it would make the world better. It's a small price to pay for so much.

[-] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If I help 100% of people that means that science will advance super fast and I can get those gnarly hands from Ghost in the Shell that split into even smaller fingers and allows me to type at 7,000WPM.

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[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Can I get 8 fingers removed and leave the top 20% wealth people out in the cold. I would rather give them the remaining fingers(middle).

[-] nagaram@startrek.website 9 points 2 weeks ago

Well they wouldn't be middle fingers anymore but we understand the sentiment

Who would answer anything but "chop em all off"? Lol. You can singlehandedly stop world hunger, and you don't even have to give your life for it, just your fingers? A lot of praiseworthy people have given way more for way less. It's a small sacrifice for the betterment of the world, I wouldn't trust any man whose immediate instinct isn't to sacrifice their fingers...

[-] Niklast@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Singlehandedly? I think you need to sacraficebfingers from both hands

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

Every conservative.

[-] ILoveUnions@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It's a small sacrifice for the betterment of the world,

*Betterment of humanity.

[-] Alloi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

id do it in a heart beat. and then get robot hands. spend the rest of my life being adored, with robot hands that can have like darts or lighters in the fingers or something.

plus, all my needs would be taken care of as a result. and the poor would be better equipped to tackle inequality further without worry of starvation or loss of healthcare and various other listed issues that currently hold us back.

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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 15 points 2 weeks ago

Do the needs stay satisfied, or is it going to be like 2 years later we have billionaires and starvation again?

[-] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, these earthlings are getting too intelligent with their knowledge of contract laws.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 weeks ago

I'll be honest: none. I'm not making shady deals like that. Besides, shortcuts always come with giant caveats that you don't know in advance. Like: how long is this guaranteed for? Will it magically prevent people from depriving others of their needs (murder, arson, imprisonment, torture, etc.)? How will it be sustained, and how would it affect the rest of life on Earth?

No no no, count me out. I'm not taking that deal just to find out it only applies for 1 month or some crap like that and people can still kill each other.

Plus, I like my fingers. I use them every day!

[-] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

how long is this guaranteed for?

I left the question ambiguous for a reason. I'm glad someone pointed that out. 😉

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[-] DropThePot@lemy.lol 14 points 2 weeks ago

As long as I'm not losing fingers for a "Monkey's Paw" or genie-style "You get your wish but with a twist" kinda thing, take 'em all.

More thought would need to be invested if there was a twist.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

It seems like the twist is you lose fingers

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

If "basic human needs" includes a full working set of fingers, all ten, because then I get them back.

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[-] Vanth@reddthat.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

I would need more specificity around "basic human needs". It could be that only 1-30% of the world's population don't currently meet that threshold, so sure, easy call to lop off pinky thru middle finger on my non-dominant hand to help them. I mean, ask "would you cut off your pinky finger to stop the genocide in Gaza?" and that would be a hard, fast yes and that's way less than 10% of the world affected.

If we're talking past basic survival to full universal healthcare and universal basic income... I'd consider all ten fingers with more details. I'm super sus of any monkey paw curls, so I want to understand the ins and outs before I say all ten fingers.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

If I have the chance to do something helpful or even remotely worthwhile with my life I'm gonna take it. All ten, let's go.

[-] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago

Every single finger. I'd give my arms and legs too if it would help. Once the world was fixed I might want to take part in it again too, if nobody knew it was me. If it was public knowledge that I did it though, I'd probably keep being a hermit. I do not like attention or people knowing who I am.

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

yes because there would be billions of people who would be willing to lift my drink to my lips for a sip and and help me dress etc

[-] Gronk@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck yes dude, chop my hands off. I'm in one of those 10%

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[-] Atlas_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

And my toes too, just to be sure

[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wait wait, by saying 10% stacks each time, do you mean 10% of the original number, or 10% of the remaining number of people?

Like, for the sake of simplicity, 10 billion to start with, 10%, so 1 billion for the first finger. Then does it become 10% of the remaining 9 billion, so around 900 million, or another 10% of 10 billion?

I would likely still do it, even if all 10 fingers wouldn't save humanity together, but if I could also pass this deal, it would be interesting to get 10 random people off the street and present the choice to them. If the collective has the solidarity necessary to want to save others, it shows just how justified it is for them to be saved.

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

My only regret is only being born with 7 fingers to give...

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[-] match@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the fuck am i gonna do with 1 finger or 2 fingers? going all 10 guarantees my needs are provided for so obviously I'm doing that

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[-] Zarxrax@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

So how does the 10% get chosen? Like if the first 10% were all the people desperately in need of it, that's an easy finger. But if there is a potential that only wealthy people could be effected by that, then the loss of the finger would be meaningless. If it's totally random each time, it's a harder choice since you really aren't helping 10% of the population each time, given that many will already have basic needs met.

[-] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Completely random. A quantum-dice roll, impossible to predict. If they were already rich, it just means that if they go bankrupt, they still have their safety-net, they just lose all their luxury stuff. But they don't notice any change if their basic needs are already met.

Losing 10 fingers would guarantee the status effect applied to everyone.

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[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

FML, I'd have to learn how to type with my toes.

[-] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

If those 10% were picked completely at random, then it’s not obvious to me that this would be a good thing. It would effectively increase wealth inequality in the world, where 10% of any population is given something the rest don’t have. That kind of disparity builds resentment and could, in the long run, end up causing more harm than good. If there’s a poor village where nearly everyone is struggling, and suddenly 10% of the population has their basic needs guaranteed, they’d instantly become the “rich guys” of that village. You’d need to do it for the whole village - but then the same issue arises when people in the next village start resenting yours, and so on.

Either way, I’d give 0–2 fingers. I could probably live a perfectly normal life without my pinkies, but I’m not going to pretend I’d definitely go through with it - even if, from a strictly rational perspective, it’s kind of a no-brainer.

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[-] Litebit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I will sacrifice 10 of my premium fishfingers and 10 of my precious ladyfingers. You are welcome.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah, it's definitely all ten, although I can see how I would regret that choice from time to time.

Fortunately, robot hands are pretty cool, and I'm sure that if the world were prosperous and they saw somebody with no fingers, they would all chip in to help back out. So it wouldn't be like terrible forever, but it would definitely have its moments where it sucks.

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