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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago

Is he seriously wearing Doge merch that says Dogefather Jesus Christ lmao

[-] tartaruga@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Well, it shows their Mafia connections clear as day. That's the only time they've used truth in advertising.

[-] csverdad@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

You know some aid ordered that thing from Temu.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

That's crazy how his nose is just always naturally red like that

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

A gold key is still more valuable than a cybertruck or Twitter because at least it can be melted down.

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Is the key made outa soild ketamine?

[-] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I wonder how much he hates elon's perpetually online persona with quippy tees and a sport coat

[-] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Looks like an NES game screen following ones selection of the dialogue “makes record scratch noise ummm so that happened!” after being handed the key to the ~~white house~~ Cracker Box

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

can someone launch this mayo into the sun already

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

God what an ugly-assed motherfucker

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Do you think he made a stupid reddit-logo quip like "it's unfortunate that, due to the geometry, I am unable to do bumps off this key"?

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

It's not actually the reddit logo

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

What is it?

this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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