He is, in fact, a bitch.

Used to do IT for a small meat packing plant; would shoot the shit with the warehouse guys whenever they came in for a break. Bunch of 20-something guys slinging 20-60 pound boxes of meat all day.

Power went out one time, and we're all sitting around waiting to see if the power is going to come back quickly enough that we don't need to start unloading all the inventory; and one of them expressed a need to use the facilities. I told him the bathroom was right there; it didn't need power to flush.

There were no windows, and he didn't want to end up peeing all over the floor.

I pointed out that if he sat down, he wouldn't need to aim.

"I'm not gonna sit to pee!"

"Dude, it's not like it's gonna fall off."

"It might!"

I ain't no bitch

Makes somebody else get him body wash, whines about the scent of what was offered in lieu.

Dude's a total bitch lol

A man can certainly buy his own body wash on his own time. He's acting like a little bitch fo sho.

fellas, is it gay to wash yourself?

A good 20% of the appeal in actually dating women is getting to use their forbidden female bath products every once in a while when your 11 in 1 manboy all purpose body scrub, shampoo, conditioner, lubricant, fuel oil, anti seize, weed killer, bug repellent, fire starter, persevative, and paint stripper runs out.

Wow. Insecure and entitled. Well, he has to go through life that way.

I ain't no bitch

Proceeds to bitch.

Do other people normally ask acquaintances to buy them body wash? This is a situation that has literally never occurred to me.

"I ain't no bitch" that's some strong whining that makes you look like a bitch.

Where's your stoic attitude of "suck it up and deal with it" Mr Manly Man?

Christ, I've eaten peaches that didn't bruise as easily as his ego.

Bro Soap. Manly soap for manly men, no chemicals that will make you gay or turn you into a woman. Comes in wood pine and musky tusk. Real men don't bathe, but when you must, use Bro Soap. No homo.

Back in the 90s, they used to call us metrosexual or metro. Just because I didn't want to look or smell like I work in a coal mine.

He can get his own body wash then

I've never understood thr gendering of stuff like this.

Like bro, soap is soap. I rather smell like roses and lavender than a mix of industrial shit and BO.

How does being so particular in body wash and demanding for accommodations from another guy become compatible with manliness? Especially the latter.

It's also a bit funny to read "I ain't no bitch" with caps and punctuation and all that, as if intentionally spelled out. Produces the impression opposite of what they were trying to make.

I think all those movies and series, say, with Jon Snow not cutting his hair (shaving and doing a haircut are not very technologically demanding processes, and starting with Iron Age they were norm in most places), looking greased in shit and wearing an animal skin, and talking in that perpetually hysterical "roaring/whining" voice, and similar portrayals of "real man" as what would be called "gay sex symbol" 50 years ago, have given sprouts.

"Thanks for calling me bitch, asshole. Do your own shopping from now on."

The fuck is wrong with a bar of soap?

Tell him to get his own fucking body wash.

'Nah, you're right. Looking, sounding, and acting like a bitch is bad enough. You don't want to completely remove all doubt.'

Just use bar soap and stop being lame all together

The men where I live don’t seem to buy into the idea of toxic masculinity. They’re fashion conscious, spend a lot of time on their hair and if they don’t carry a “man bag” per se, then they’re likely to at least be spotted holding their GF’s purse. A lot of guys do cardio, not a lot do bodybuilding. Most men ride Vespa scooters and cars with fart cannon mufflers are not unheard of, but vanishingly rare. Gigantic pickup trucks are nonexistent.

But even here the most popular men’s body wash variety is “charcoal.” 😂

What gets me is that, according to the gender stereotype, women enjoy the flowery type scents, so you would think that if ladies find that pleasing that men would want to smell that way.

Personally, I like to smell clean and I don't buy soap based on the color of the bottle or whether it says "for men" in it. My shampoo/conditioner has a nice citrus aroma, but more importantly it does a great job on my hair.

I ain’t no bitch

He sounds like one. He seriously sounds like one of those « manly tough guy » game/anime characters.

Please refrain from doing anything for this delicate snowflake in the future, he doesn't deserve your time.

I remember one time I ran out of deodorant and had to use my wife's. The whole day at work every now and again I'd catch a whiff of myself and my lizard brain would shriek WOMAN!!! until I realised it was just me.

Using body wash in itself is not manly.

How is any of this your responsibility lol

girly shampoos and body soaps feel good...

herbal essences was my kink for a long time.

Dude, the ladies know what they are doing here. I love the st Ives body wash. I don’t always want to smell like wood.

Gonna be honest, women body/hair shampoos smell way better than men shampoo in many cases imo. Nah, I don't wanna smell like BLUE STEEL or REALLY RIPPED ABS. Bruh, nah. Plus all of them smell soo artificial too... Atm I use a vanilla scented hair wash. Idgaf, i like how it smells.

Don't even get me started on axe body sprays/body washes, i still get PTSD flashbacks from my highschool change rooms.