"Anon, can you give us an example from your past in which you demonstrated commitment, creativity, and a depth of knowledge in a subject?"
"I was a mod on a Simpsons forum, where my sole reply was 'OOOH YEEES' in the tone of the flamboyant and gay waiter."
"You're hired!"
So close, why not Duff Man?
This person is going to be the reason for a therapist developing a drinking problem.
If this is real, gay and the forum was still up between 2020-now, there's a good chance an LLM was trained to generate pictures of this man's dick if prompted for Kif dick pics.
brb
Edit: I'm back
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Turned his dick into a pickle. Funniest shit I ever saw.
Worthy
Men will do anything but go to therapy huh
What's there current life? It must be pretty bad to surpass that.
They’re posting on 4chan. Extreme misery is assumed.
We must imagine Kif happy.
Now they're Zapp.
This was nine years ago. They might hate life more now
He turned his life around, got married, had a kid, the kid is getting into Futurama
He got married to Zapp from the same forum
I hope so
has having balls gone out of style ?
ffs who or what is confusing all these people.
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