Anyone can shit in the sink. I am just disappointed that it is you.
Uh, what exactly are you doing in the bathroom that the other genders can't?
Giving birth maybe?
Shit you got me on that one.
Trans men can still have uteruses and give birth, so scratch that one
Good point! I'm all out of ideas in that case.
Gay sex.
Yeah self sucking in the bathroom isn’t usually well received
I hate it when this happens!
I fell on it, I swear!
Self?
This guy shits standing up
Like a man
Straight into his man pants
It’s gender fluid.
Hold on let me change my type of pp real quick
Slams bathroom door
No, but okay... but why do you hell do you care what the person in the stall next to you is doing? Are you watching?
How did you know?
So do you do a gender positive, or a gender negative?
Switch between them 60 times a second. Gender AC.
If you do it fast enough it could power an engine!
Coil a pair of insulated gender conductors around iron rod and you will get gender transformer.
Can we get a Transformers robot called the Gender Transformer please?
Negative to the bladder, positive to the bowl
So you have some sort of device that allows you to pee into your butt?
i believe they're called "dicks"
pissing out of your PENIDS
That's funny
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