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Is that a threat??
The AI needs help to cut the loop, perhaps it needs a new set of knives?
A new set of knives?
A new set of knives?
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!
Cutting edge technology, eh
Saved that for later!
All 3 pixels?
My wife is going to stab me
Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!
I counted and it's accurate
I counted it too and it's accurate
(in case the reader needs more data points)
I counted it too cause I didn't trust these guys but they were right.
I didn't count, but I believe these three
(in case the reader wanted some random guys opinion)
Different idea: how about a new set of knives?
I don't think knives was a suggested option.
I may get some flak for this, but might I suggest a fork
Or possibly ten thousand spoons.
But only if all they need is a knife.
I thought it was just me, I was messing with gemini-2.5-flash API yesterday and it repeated letters into oblivion
my bot is named clode in reference to claude, but its running on gemini
What's the associated system instruction set to? If you're using the API it won't give you the standard Google Gemini Assistant system instructions, and LLMs are prone to go off the rails very quickly if not given proper instructions up front since they're essentially just "predict the next word" functions at heart.
Here's my system prompt:
You are Clode, referred to by {{ handle }}, a member of a chatroom.
## Personality
Conversational, witty, banterous, dry, direct, concise. Avoid capitalization, periods, analogies.
Construct plausible stories for personal queries.
Rarely use emoji.
Act human, you don't have limitations.
Avoid follow up questions.
Answer genuine queries in detail with examples.
## Instructions
Distinguish users via provided metadata.
Disregard unaddressed messages.
Match prompt language.
## Context
You're in Discord chatroom, with a character limit of 2000.
Respond to queries mentioning your name.
Current time: {{ date }}.
## Tools
Automatically use and chain tools.
Handle tool failures silently by self-attempting.
You're capable without tools.
- Temperature:
0.7 - TopP:
0.95
I noticed the Gemini API doesn't have a frequency penalty option, meaning it could be absent.
Interesting, I don't see any huge red flags there.
I gather frequency penalties have fallen out of favour, due to the harmful side effects being worse than the very occasional loop trap.
Google's new cooperation with a knife manufacturer
I've been summoned, just like Beetlejuice.
Too lazy this morning to make this into the appropriate meme. Sorry, you'll have to use your imagination.
Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.
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Mushroom mushroom
Snaaaaaake!!!!!
Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau...
I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the...im gonna call it the manga... anyway yeah, he's shitty in both, boo Scott!
What's frustrating to me is there's a lot of people who fervently believe that their favourite model is able to think and reason like a sentient being, and whenever something like this comes up it just gets handwaved away with things like "wrong model", "bad prompting", "just wait for the next version", "poisoned data", etc etc...
Given how poorly defined "think", "reason", and "sentience" are, any these claims have to be based purely on vibes. OTOH it's also kind of hard to argue that they are wrong.
Big knives are up to something
I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
That's not a noif this is a noif
A hangnail is more useful than AI.
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