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Mafio Calzone
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Hadar Sayar (pronounced "hah dar say er")
Idk whatever she named the goblins I guess
Luciano Pizzichini - Name of some child prodigy guitarist I saw online when I was a teenager. I could never forget that name.
Krautler Berlinmeister
Vegeta. If she knows whats good for her 
David Sheepshaggones
Lego Carlsberg
Jock Coalface
Slydolf Schlittler (guess the house)
Hussarian Poordovshesczyz
Jones the Steal
Or if she was trying to be a bit more subtle:
Taffy ap Lleidr
Explain pls
So, based on the sortsa word association and stereotypes naming convention Rowling uses.
Ivor the Engine was a children's show that aired about the time she was a child, it had a Welsh character called Jones the Steam. One of the big stereotypes about the Welsh is that we're all thieves. So Jones the Steal.
Taffy ap Lleidr is a bit of a deeper pull. Taffy the Welshman is an English nursery rhyme about Welsh people that relies on the aforementioned stereotypes.
small excerpt
Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief
Taffy came into my house, and stole a leg of beef
I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was in bed
So I took my leg of beef, and hit him in the head
Sometimes in Rowling's work she just machine translates words and squashes them together. So in that spirit I jammed ap which is a preffix in Welsh names that means son of, with Lleidr which means burglar.
This is a new enough toon that a slur filter trigger would get me banned 
Rice N’Beanis
Ah, you are from the Latina Belt
poor East Timor always forgotten
Weird to see it excluded, because it was a Portuguese colony.
They also speak a mix of Portuguese with Local Language called Tentum
Mafio Calzone, unironically a banger name
It could be a minor Trump world character
Mafio is not a real italian name, but Fiamma (flame in italian) is, tho feminine
Also the point of the joke is for the name to not be a real name and be insulting
Fiamma (flame in italian) is, tho feminine
New trans girl name dropped who wants it?
I have literally grown up in Italy. I know :)
Fiamma might be a real name, but it's rare enough that I've never encountered it.
Cho Chang is hard to top
The platonic ideal of a second draft name
Knives Shuriken
Knives Chau... Wait
Yeah, it kept popping into my head, but thinking every east asian is a Ninja would be a very 90s white lady thing to do
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