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Name him (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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He hates you

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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

He ate a whole melon.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Hey, where did our watermelon go?

Suspiciously watermelon-shaped chicken:

[-] astronot@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Blirble. And I don't care if he hates me, I still love him.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Charlie Kirk

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Charlie Chirp

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

blowbirde pufferlowl

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

birby after kirby

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Melon

[-] BatsAreRats@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Gorbus

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

Layer of one giant egg

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Plormp.

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Brombo

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

derbin

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

sorry I meant derbin mcnafry

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Rotundo McRotundyface

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

[-] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

sphericowl

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

GOOD name for a birb

[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Jonathan

[-] userofnames@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

putting the bitter in 'bittern'

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Borb

[-] uSSRI@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Johnston's Greater Tufted Blorb

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Turnup butt

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Orbis

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

His name is Clarence

[-] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Ool

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

that's Jonathan and he smells bad

[-] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Becky.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

He hates you

Meanie

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

He's gunna hate me more after I give bim the name shitsquirter3000

[-] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Bittern-us Biggus

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