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[-] Isa@feddit.org 33 points 2 weeks ago

As soon as you wake up one morning, hearing a magnified voice shouting from outside of your house, that "this is the police, we've got the place surrounded!", you'll be deeply grateful for said … err, "guest room". I promise! 😈

[-] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

The police calling that tiktok guy who cleans septic tanks to drill me out of the years of caked up shit and piss

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You get what you deserve to pouring oil down the drain!

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

i'm very concerned about your diet, especially with the caked up piss

[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 weeks ago

to host your turtle friends for a pizza party! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was typing out a question about what this is referencing, and then it occurred to me. Cowabunga, dude!

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

A reddit repost from years ago?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Could there be a shittier post than a reddit repost of a literally shit hole in a shit apartment?

[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

I love reposts, it lets me know who I can block for posting tired old shit because they're not creative enough to contribute anything on their own, but would still like the validation and approval as if they did.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Isa@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nice comic strip. Especially as this one was unbeknownst to me. Thanks!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ok. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tenants

[-] partmussels@feddit.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago

Our house, in the middle of the street

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Praktisch, so ein Revisionsschacht

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Riktigt praktiskt. Man kan se väldigt djupt ner!

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Men det her er tydeligvis en konverteret kælder. Som nok ikke burde have været konverteret. Om brønden så er kloak eller en grundvandsbrønd med en pumpe som sender vand ud i kloakken det ved jeg ikke.

[-] mutilated_sphincter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ser ikke ut som kloakk, ettersom det er åpninger i lokket. I vår moderne verden skal kumlokk til kloakk være lufttette.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Kommer inte ihåg vad det faktiskt var.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Det er et dansk dæksel i hvert fald. Oftest er der en stjerne i midten, men det mangler her.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Har ni alla ett hål till avgrunden inomhus ?

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I min bygning har vi. Hver morgen går jeg til kanten af afgrunden og smider små ting i som f.eks. bildele, flasker og bestik. Eller hvad jeg nu finder. Det er blevet en vane, en måde at starte dagen på. Jeg gør alt det her før du vågner. Så jeg kan føle mig glad.

Nej, seriøst. Vi har en (eller tre). Der er en grundvandspumpe i den. Ellers ville kælderen blive oversvømmet. Oftere end den gør.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Som jag misstänkte då!

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Must be nice to be roommates with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Cow wow bungus.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

I had such a crush on her when that movie came out.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

In a metroidvania platformer, that's where you can find an health or weapon capacity upgrade. In a modern open-world FPS, that's where you can acquire the sawn-off shotgun early on.

[-] afox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

IRL this is where you can go to get Staph infection.

[-] elvith@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Unless you're in Cyberpunk 2077 - then you'll only get fans complaining that you used the wrong type of manhole covers in your game...

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Barbarian (2022)

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Smugglers den

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Okay so it’s got a Greek meander design so is it Greece?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Seemingly it's danish!

[-] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Enough, get in the sewer

[-] ToffeeIsForClosers@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty close to the scene in The Changeling (1980)

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[-] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

"why does the hall always smell like a sewer?"

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Don't leave us hanging OP. Open it.

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

What is the black stuff on the bottom of the lid?

I’m thinking mold - fed by the sewer.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's just fart

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

But I'm genuinely curious what that is. Doesn't look like a city manhole cover, which would have some identifying markings on it.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well, my danish brothers in the thread seem to think it's either a portal to the abyss or a well.

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