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[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 110 points 2 weeks ago

A broken clock...

Happy that this particular lunatic is right on this particular issue.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 77 points 2 weeks ago

I'm going to guess that Russia doesn't want us to enter the war.

[-] scytale@lemmy.zip 71 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Probably. Tucker Carlson is saying the same thing, so their handlers are telling them “nope, we don’t like that”.

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago

Mmm I can’t wait to see the unintended consequences of that backpedaling.

God I hope there are some..

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 29 points 2 weeks ago

I'm guessing everyone with a brain doesn't want the US to go into Iran. It's like these people didn't learn anything from the last quarter century (and Vietnam before that).

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Learn things? With our education system??? Buddy! What do you think this is??? A different country? Who's this other country you're thinking about??? They sound like someone we need to go to war with! Do they have oil?

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[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Not to mention the terrain of Iran would prove an order of magnitude more difficult to overcome. Afghanistan was already very difficult for our military, imagine MORE mountains

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 19 points 2 weeks ago

Yep, huge country, difficult terrain, largely homogeneous culture that goes back to the Persian Empire, homegrown weapons industry that can build their own drones and missiles. This is going to be more difficult by orders of magnitude.

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Putin gets his drones from Iran

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[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 63 points 2 weeks ago

That was not on my bingo card

[-] Doom@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 weeks ago

you weren't paying attention then, once she said JEWISH space lasers she was fucked

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[-] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 59 points 2 weeks ago

This is a ''The worst person you know just made a great point.'' moment, isn't it?

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day"

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Feels like a plague rat telling you "hey yo rats have the plague"

[-] Alue42@fedia.io 56 points 2 weeks ago

Before you get too excited, this was an interview with OAN, and that she thinks people should be paying more attention to OAN

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

We’re in the clown dimension.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 weeks ago

Brainwashed by what, MTG? Is it the Jewish space lasers again?

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 weeks ago

[while] Speaking to former Rep. Matt Gaetz on OAN

😑

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So close, yet so far.

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[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 40 points 2 weeks ago

A republican being anti-Fox News? That's a bold strategy.

I have heard some people refer to Fox News as being, and I quote, "liberal."

In fairness, these people are part of the MAGA crowd, so I assume they can't actually read and have no idea what the word "liberal" means.

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[-] smol_beans@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

You know things are really fucked when you find yourself saying "hell yeah" to statements by mtg and tucker

[-] zaph@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Russia is pro Iran so it wasn't entirely unexpected.

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly.

Fuck, I agree with MTG this morning? And I was off to such a good start today.

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[-] Placebonickname@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

What exactly is this woman’s platform?

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 30 points 2 weeks ago

"brown people can fuck off and deal with their own brown people shit"

[-] Placebonickname@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

You should print this on a bumper sticker and sell it in Texas.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Man I would be so rich if I just didn't have a moral compass

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[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Keep me in power and, more importantly, the spotlight"

She's an attention whore. Nothing more, nothing less. It's why she married her pedophile husband: he gave her attention when she was underage.

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[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Even a broken clock is right twice a day or however the saying goes.

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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

you mean the war started by the spoiled child state enabled by the USA?

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[-] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit, sanity from MTG?? WHAT PLANET IS THIS

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"We have propaganda news on our side just as the left does"

Greene claimed that since Carlson was fired from "neocon network Fox News, he has more popularity and viewers than ever before" and that "he unapologetically believes the same things I do."

Yeah, nah.

[-] Tower@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago

Wtf is Matt "Statutory Rape" Gaetz doing there?

[-] D_C@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

He thought it was a learning seminar about brainwashing hoping to use it for more 'statutory' shenanigans.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 18 points 2 weeks ago

And just whose fault IS that, Marjorie?

[-] oppy1984@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

She has nothing. She does nothing. She just wants to be in the headlines.

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I oppose war in Iran because war is detestable.

You oppose war in Iran because you want troops in California instead.

We are not the same.

[-] KnitWit@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Heartbreaking, the worst person you know just made a great point

[-] Kinperor@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

This is not a time to get hung up about identity politics, who's red, who's blue. Everyone should scream at the Trump regime that war with Iran is unacceptable and to never bring it up again.

There will be time for bickering afterwards about details, but right now, everyone against this war should circle the wagons.

And everyone not against this war needs to first say no to that war, second pick up an history book about Iraq and Afghanistan.

[-] spacer13@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

She's just holding out for more concessions using their marginal bloc

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

Is that her face?

Is that the sound of fast-approaching leopards?

Is it face-eating season?

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[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

You know, I was pretty adapted to this whole "dumbest reality" thing. I thought I had a good handle on it.

Now I'm agreeing with Bimbo Spacelasers on a political stance... I'm literally having an existential crisis to that.

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[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 10 points 2 weeks ago

Feels weird agreeing with her

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[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago
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