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[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I'd be at a loss if I saw that, too.

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is this loss

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You fucked.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago
[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 month ago

I think baby top of his head might be damaged

[-] So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Dangerops prangent sex

[-] Jeffool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

C̴̖͕̟̦̣̝̟̠̺̋̋͐̈̀́̚o̴̯͈̠͉̮̾͛̅̔͘n̶̡͎͙̻̹̮͔͓̩̟͆̏ͅg̷̝̰̹̝̙̻̺̭̲͍̜̾̾r̷̢̢̭̟̤̥̭̹̊̏̀̽̒̚͠͝a̴̧͇͕͍͇͐t̷̤̫̙̦̩̘̚͠u̵̞͚̝͗͂̉̓̆́͑̈́̇̚l̸̢͕͕̘͕̮̼̔͝a̷͉̯̥͉̦̱̋̌͘t̵̢̛̙̯̬̮̘̖̗̳̲̗̺̳̙̣̰͖͋̔͑̀͛͘͝i̴̡̤͓̹̞̗̪̗̜̜̝̟͔̰͇̺͇͛͛̋̒̋̍͑̽͂͠o̷̢̨̧͈̰̪͙̊ņ̵͎͈̉͑͊̂ͅs̷̨̝̣̭̭̫̜̳̝͍̪̔̆̄͂̃̽̚͝͝!̵̢̛̰͚̃̿̈́̈́̃̿͗̽͌̓̈́̀͊̿̚͘

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Pergernaernt

[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Not pregnant.

Pregnant.

Super pregnant.

Super duper pregnant.

Super hyper ultra pregnant. (You're this one)

[-] Hardeehar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This guy's pregnant

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago

Pregnant today, gone tomorrow.

[-] Alaik@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Someone's nitrocellulose strip got printed on multiple times...

Im not even sure how you could accidentally do that with LFA assembly, but admittedly I've only ever used small scale "roller" machines or, even worse, made the capture/detection lines by hand.

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[-] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

it's loss

more like pregnan't

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Have we beaten this meme into the ground yet or do we need another round of unfunny edits.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

I dunno what you're preggers with, but I'd excercise extreme caution.

[-] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Are we absolutely certain Zeus still seems to be in his apparent chastity cage?

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The swarm is coming

[-] 60d@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Magapregante

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Congratulations, it's a miscarriage. \o/

[-] ramenbelly@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

U r the pregnant

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Big L, rest in peace.

[-] epicstove@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Pergananant

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well. I would still eat a bunch of ice cream just in case those calories are in fact needed.

[-] timmy_dean_sausage@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Looks like you're gonna have somewhere between 3 to 17 babies. Congrats OP! ;)

[-] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Welp, thanks. I just loss The Game.

[-] btp@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Schrödinger's pregnancy.

[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago

Loss is the lamest, most boring joke around. Anyone still posting loss memes deserves an "ok boomer" by now.

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