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[-] Sonor@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago
[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago
[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Is this what happens when you're going to Lose the baby?

[-] SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
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[-] raptore39@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago
[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

You son of a bitch you made me check.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

ok this is my favorite version

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Miscarriage. If you're in the USA, apply for refugee status in another country.

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[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

"I feel like this is loss" looks at comments "Yep"

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I cant believe the whole internet seems to laugh at a miscariage joke...

I mean, im laughing too, but if you try explain why its funny, you will get some wierd looks.

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[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Wasn't the original comic about a miscarriage?

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[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago
[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Stupid game. This time I'll write down the date so I know how far I got next time.

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[-] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 4 points 1 month ago

A quadruplet and an eldritch horror.

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Master@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago
[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oh fuck you're right. How do I never notice this?

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[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

sorry for your loss

[-] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're gonna have a little baby Cthulhu!

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

It mean you miscarried?

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pregnant with the reincarnation of Piet Mondrian

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

“Am I or am I not pregnant?”

Test: “Something like that, yeah.”

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[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

You pergant three times and one not pergo side ways.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago
[-] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 points 1 month ago

Congratulations, is a ጌዐሃኗልዘ

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

You're going to get a chtulu

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Loss will never not be funny.

[-] jonesey71@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

Looks like you are not pregnant with twins.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A rare turbo pregnancy!

[-] Outdated4134@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago
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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Have you ever seen the film Alien?

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago
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