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[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago

Pakistan is playing some 5-D chess, here. Butter up the raging narcissist by flattering his ego, in the hopes that he backs down on Iran or risks losing his Nobel prize nomination.

Smart. He actually might fall for it.

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Foreign countries know exactly what they're doing this time around when it comes to manipulating Trump. I think last time they were surprised just how easy and stupid it was and now Saudia Arabia is just like "yeah throw some McDonald's paint on a trailer and give him a happy meal, he'll sign whatever we want".

The dude is a very very stupid child.

[-] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

He already caused Israel attacking Iran in the first place:

  1. Ripping up the existing nuclear deal with Iran. Giving Israel the excuse.
  2. Emboldening Israel with cruel rhetoric against Palestinians himself. Allowing them to commit genocide freely.
  3. Finally giving them a "yellow light" for the attack.

So he definitely does not deserve the nomination, but yeah, maybe he can be manipulated into backing off.

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

It’s literally his MO either through incompetence or hubris, he consistently plants landlines for both himself and others:

  • Crash out of the JCPOA despite Iranian compliance and the EU trying to maintain the deal without the US, setting the stage for the current crisis
  • Completely disregard the Palestinian question in the Abraham Accords, signaling to Hamas(/Iran) that the window is closing and soon the whole Gulf will be onboard with permanent Israeli domination of Palestine
  • Give the Taliban whatever they want in the Doha Accords, but in a timeline that forces it to be the next President’s problem
  • Publicly declare he’ll solve Ukraine-Russia in 100 days… signaling the limits of his patience, and that Putin only needs to delay, delay, delay
  • “I’ll make a decision in two weeks on Iran”
[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

He's playing checkers. They're playing Go

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

He's playing Pigeon Chess.

[-] Bwaz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

He's playing with his ding-a-ling.

[-] huppakee@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

Totally, this is how you play Trump if you don't have a handwritten letter from your king

[-] molestme247@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

This is the worse timeline ever

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

They cut the hardline! Find the schematics of this building. I need the main wet wall.

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

After all the news in the last couple of weeks how it might be very likely that our universe is inside a black hole, good luck!

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[-] oyo@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

I really dislike that so many people in this timeline don't know or can't see the difference between worse and worst.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, it's the wurst

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[-] tiberius@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

“They’re dying, Russians and Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. And I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours.” -Trump, May 2023

When a leader in any capacity promises something, you expect them to deliver.

[-] aramova@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago

"They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats! They're eating the pets"

47th President of the United States

[-] tiberius@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Makes for a good song. The Kiffness - Eating the Cats ft. Donald Trump (Debate Remix) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BrCvZmSnKA

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

When a leader in any capacity promises something, you expect them to deliver.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Good one.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Isn't the count of Russian casualties over a million or something, now?

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

That's some smooth manipulation right there. He just complained that he should have won it and they slyly nominated him. Expect lots of great favors for Pakistan going forward.

[-] Bigfishbest@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Norwegian here. I can still hear the gasping from the laughter of the nobel committee in Oslo. And I'm on vacation abroad.

[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

As as to be said somehow literally every time these headlines are published, nominations for any Nobel prize are kept secret and announcing that you've submitted a nomination if anything makes them less likely to be accepted as it harms the nomination by harming the image of the nominator. Anyone can say they've nominated anyone for a Nobel Peace Prize and they can't be proven or disproven for 50 years.

Oh and "Pakistan" can't nominate anyone for a Nobel Prize. All you need to be a nominator for the Nobel Peace Prize is to be an elected official or a university professor, but you do have to be a person. The likely of a headline not bothering to distinguish between a person and their 250 million people nation seems to increase linearly with distance east from the Greenwich meridian.

https://www.nobelprize.org/nomination/questions-and-answers-about-the-nomination-process-for-a-nobel-peace-prize/

Please remember this when that Norwegian 'scientist' nominations Trump or Elon or whoever in October like he does every year.

[-] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I sincerely hope once this fucker keels over we never have to hear from him again.

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 1 week ago

I think this to myself sometimes too but then I realize some other shit stain will take his place.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yes... the vice president Vance. That's how it works. (Not that I want that either) the whole R party is a shit show, imho

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

The Nobel Peace prize really is the turd of all medals

[-] kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of the quote Political Satire became obsolete when Kissinger was awarded the Peace Prize. But over the years, there have seriously been multiple controversial candidates who got the prize.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I mean... the guy who invented dynamite and all that

[-] sndmn@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

I'd like to nominate him for 20 years in prison.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I vote firing squad

[-] merdaverse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oh this aged like sour goat milk.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Trump helped secure Pakistan-India ceasefire last month, preventing a broader conflict between the two nuclear

No he didnt, India has already said it was talks between India and Pakistan and Trump had zero to do with it.

[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

They've got that ass-kissing down now, don't they!

[-] groet@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Well Hitler was nominated too. Sarcastically, by an anti-fashist, but he was nominated.

So one more thing they have in common now.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

In other news, I hereby nominate my butt for the Nobel Peace Prize.

[-] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Nobel committee knows that if they pick him, it would tarnish the prize.

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is it still a respected thing? I was under the impression it's not Obama didn't do anything except be elected and he was nominated. Can't remember if he won it though but that seems like pretty weak criteria to be nominated.

[-] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Obama did win, and it was for his commitments to green energy and climate change. It's widely considered bad to award people before they follow through to the end, especially for the nobel committee. I think they were trying to use it as further motivation to keep those commitments, but if anything it's usually the opposite.. at least when they give them to sociopath politicians. Could definitely be worse than Obama though.

Edit: Reading more on it, it looks like it was also for nuclear non-proliferation. I guess both are pretty valid awards for Obama, even if he could have done far more, especially in his first two years.

He won for not being Bush.

That's how terrible Bush was.

And Trump is even worse.

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Kissinger won after setting a bunch of infants on fire. Obama winning for nothing wasn't the worst by a long shot.

[-] Mihies@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

He was awarded and did a lot of un-peaceful things later on

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Not peaceful at all. I really think it's a bullshit award these days. Constant drone striking, basic bitch democrat Obama is the best this country can do? Maybe but I hope not

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I hear some Oscar winners go on to work in some really un-oscar films -- and they didn't take the Oscars back. Similarly I had a great day on 14 Aug 1999 and some really un-good days after.

Is it okay to pick someone's best achievement and demand that excellence every day? Please answer how you're doing the same in your own life.

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

Time: Person of the year, 2007

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