Hasta la vista baby.

Inconceivable!

Great Scott!

Royal with cheese

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Khaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn!

"My friends, you bow to no one."

Have to fight through the tears during that scene sometimes.

OH HAI MARK.

Life, uh, finds a way.

This one time....at bandcamp....

There is no spoon.

"It really tied the room together."

That's no moon.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Snakes. I hate snakes.

Bring out the gimp.

Of course I know him! He’s me!

Sssssmokin’!

I understood that reference.

Surely you can’t be serious. I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Also same movie: Today I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

It’s mega-maid, sir! She’s gone from suck to blow!

"Rosebud..."

You don't even have to have ever seen the movie to know it!

I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Hello there

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

ITT: people think their favorite movie is more recognizable than it is

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up: This, is my BOOMSTICK!

KHA-LI MAAA

"We're on a mission from God."

That kid is back on the escalator again... I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath in sues!

You sucked thirty six dicks? In a row?

You must've thought it was whiteboy day!

If someone asks you if your a god Ray, you say yes!

My girlfriend's a dog... She barks, she claws, she drools, she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.

Lorain, I'm your density, I mean your destiny.

Oh Stewardess, I speak jive...

I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he's an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

Frau Blücher.

Get the hell out of here! Now! You Kirk lovin Spock suckers!

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.'"

"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

I am not the messias!

Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot.

Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.

Alternate challenge: Find a line of more than just a few words from Holy Grail that won't be recognized.

I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that.

Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.

Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: Though it isn't.

Mom, Dad, don’t touch it! It’s evil!

It's good to be da king.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

So you're saying there's a chance?

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Shut the fuck up Donny.

I’m in lesbians with you.