Hasta la vista baby.

Inconceivable!

Great Scott!

Royal with cheese

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Khaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn!

"My friends, you bow to no one."

Have to fight through the tears during that scene sometimes.

OH HAI MARK.

Life, uh, finds a way.

This one time....at bandcamp....

There is no spoon.

"It really tied the room together."

That's no moon.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Snakes. I hate snakes.

Bring out the gimp.

Of course I know him! He’s me!

Sssssmokin’!

I understood that reference.

Surely you can’t be serious. I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Also same movie: Today I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

It’s mega-maid, sir! She’s gone from suck to blow!

I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

"Rosebud..."

You don't even have to have ever seen the movie to know it!

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Hello there

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

ITT: people think their favorite movie is more recognizable than it is

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up: This, is my BOOMSTICK!

KHA-LI MAAA

"We're on a mission from God."

That kid is back on the escalator again... I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath in sues!

You sucked thirty six dicks? In a row?

You must've thought it was whiteboy day!

If someone asks you if your a god Ray, you say yes!

My girlfriend's a dog... She barks, she claws, she drools, she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.

Lorain, I'm your density, I mean your destiny.

Oh Stewardess, I speak jive...

I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he's an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

Frau Blücher.

Get the hell out of here! Now! You Kirk lovin Spock suckers!

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.'"

"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

I am not the messias!

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.

Fans of said movie will obviously know it but I think more people will recognize that line than actually know the movie it comes from.

Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot.

Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.

Alternate challenge: Find a line of more than just a few words from Holy Grail that won't be recognized.

I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that.

Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.

Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: Though it isn't.

Mom, Dad, don’t touch it! It’s evil!

It's good to be da king.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

So you're saying there's a chance?

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Shut the fuck up Donny.

I’m in lesbians with you.