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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Alt text: Screenshot of a receipt showing payment over time of a $1.50 hotdog in four equal installments of $0.375 spread out every other week.

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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

Costco's co-founder, Jim Sinegal

[-] uuldika@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

the amount of consumer goodwill that statement bought easily pays for any losses from the hotdogs. companies seem hellbent on torching their brand reputation for short-term gains these days. little gestures go a long way.

[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago
[-] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Fun fact: "FINANS" actually means finance in turkish

[-] bartvbl@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Same in many Scandinavian languages

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 months ago
[-] Soup@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I have this shirt in white and I love it. I know I sound like a bot response but genuinely I love this shirt haha

[-] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago
[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

Pay in 4 is usually zero interest, but they'll stack heavy late fees if you miss it.

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 29 points 3 months ago

"why can't we get a mortgage?"

"Well I bought a hot dog on a payment plan for a laugh, and I defaulted on a 38 cent payment"

"oh no"

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Conversely, you can't have a house, you have no credit.

Fine I just paid off a 1.50 loan for a hot dog.

Ok, now you can borrow 500k because you proved yourself responsible with $1.50

Reality isn't too far off, back in the day I couldn't get a loan because I had zero credit history, but then could get a mortgage after a few months of getting a credit card with like a 500 dollar credit limit.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

Back in the day, one could get a credit history by being listed as an authorized user on someone elses card. One never needed physical possession of the card, nor needed to use it.

[-] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Still possible with AmEx, if I'm not mistaken, and in some cases can backdate your AAoA.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I have plenty of interest in hot dogs.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 3 months ago

I read that in Phil Sebben's voice.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

The post nearly has a hundred upvotes I'm not the only one interested.

[-] shutz@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Or it's about bestiality.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 months ago

They generally don't no.

They get commission from the stores (because quite likely they wouldn't have made the sale if the option wasn't available), and also late fees

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Also data for advertising

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 3 months ago

My bank finally approved us for a hotdog jumboloan! We sign tomorrow!

[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

That's how you build up good credit

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Do you gain credit with these types of companies? Also they're paying an extra 4¢, since 37.5¢ will round up to 38¢.

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They should allow Pain in 4 for online subscriptions.

For example Netflix. Instead of paying 8€ a month you would pay €8 a month for 4 subscriptions.

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

How does it handle the half-penny? Does it round up or down, collect the remainder at the end, pull an Office Space, what?

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

The POS system at my bakery rounds up when it’s for a customer (getting half of a loaf of bread for example) and down when it calculates the 50% employee discount. That alone has a weirdly huge impact on my job satisfaction.

[-] griff@lemmings.world 10 points 3 months ago

typical POS behavior

[-] 474D@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Off topic, but I will forever read it as "piece of shit" system lol

[-] owsei@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

wait POS doesn't mean piece of shit??

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

Tge issues with TLS is that they overlap.

POS

  • point of sale
  • piece of shit
  • priate on starboard
[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Political science

Proof of stake

Position

It's just a really common one

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

They really always are.

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

If you’re financing hotdogs interest free, I have no issue with it. The currency USD has, inflation, albeit low, so this is probably not a bad idea, check your t&Cs tho.

Now if you are buying hot dogs, or any other meal, with buy now, pay later (BNPL) then it’s probably time to rethink your budget and personal finances, no meal is worth that kind of debt.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

Hell yeah, when people offer me interest free loans I take it.

One time I misunderstood something as an interest free loans when it wasn't so I paid it off entirely in the first bill. Sadly, I had to pay $0.01 in interest. How will I ever recover?

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

I mean the interest in a loan is basically an expression on how much they estimate the risk is for you to default on the debt itself

It's fair to apply it, as it is also fair for you to not take it, all things considered

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

I'm not actually losing sleep over the penny lol

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Proud of you!

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

good job! a+ financial discipline!

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 3 months ago

You are truly a legend to dedicate to the bit.

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

This is the beginning of the rest pf your life!

[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Hey! Whoa! Easy there big spender! Some of us are caked in debt here! We can't just be buying hot dogs now all willy-nilly!

[-] Kcap@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Congrats! Thanks Freddie Mac-n-cheese!

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