Enjoy the benefits of a cordless massager that gives a gentle penetrating massage
They totally knew what they were doing.
7 inches long. Sturdy high impact plastic.
That's what everybody asks about when buying products for their face.
eyes, brows, chin, and other parts of the body
Be careful, some might misuse this as a sex toy.
I gave one of these to my girlfriend the day before I had to go away on business for 2 months.
She said "What is this for?"
I said "It's a replacement for my you-know-what."
She said "Oh, ok. I think I get it."
I got home 2 months later and she had 3 chipped teeth.
Yeah, but when I was a kid back in the 80's and saw them in the mail order catalogs, I completely believed they were just head and neck massagers.
They can be. Just keep a good grip on the base. You don't want to choke.
I have to massage my face due to nerve damage. I bought a massage gun but it is too violent, so I am seriously considering buyijg a cheap sex toy specifically to massage my face!
...but I may be the only one
what about, like, a regular-ass electric toothbrush?
Even ones with an adjustable dial are too rough? First off I’m sorry you have nerve damage that sucks second off. I hope the hand dildo works.
I use an intimate vibrator on my face occasionally to loose up my sinuses. Just give it a good wash before and after; there's nothing wrong with it.
Does it work?
"hey honey can you- what the fuck"
Get a We-Vibe Touch! It’s got a silicone exterior and it goes from little vibrations to fairly strong.
the gun is good
I advise not to go "cheap" and make sure you get something body safe. (Cheap toys could be made with harmful materials.) Honestly if you go to a sex shop and explain what the need is, they'll be more than happy to guide you to toys that have the vibrations you need. There's buzzy or rumbly types and come in a huge range of strengths and textures
Seriously, they'd be ecstatic to help! And you would absolutely not be the only one
Unsolicited recommendation?:
I'm not sure what you need specifically, but something like this might work? https://lovecrave.com/products/vesper It's small and you can use the tip for pinpoint or the length of it for a larger area. It is rumbly, surprisingly so for such a small device, and has different strengths (and patterns), and doesn't look like a sex toy
I use my vibrator on my neck sometimes when I have a migraine, it works really well.
What's the bet that the "sturdy high impact plastic" isn't body safe?
Is there a percentage higher than 100?
It doesn't release microplastics, it releases macroplastics.
I almost bought one as a Christmas present for my mom when I was ten. The last in the catalogue was holding it to her shoulder... I'm so glad I picked the brass penguin instead.
Reminds me of the Adult Swim ad for salad tossers that looked suspiciously like…a tool that really gives women pleasure. And here it is: Salad Mixxxer
Careful though, it doesn't have a flared base.
massage in cream
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