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Can you believe it folks, I'm outside in my jorts, old man shorts, sunning myself, with no sunscreen mind you, that stuff causes cancer, and Iran, of all people, tries to drone strike me in my naval. Very rude, I'll have you know, I have actually the strongest naval of any president, that, quite frankly, anyone has ever seen. trump-anguish

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 55 points 10 months ago

Yo, my boy Trump wishes a mother fucker would. He ain't scared of you. He's practically begging for you to do it. I heard him telling his friends you don't have the stones!

side-eye-1side-eye-2

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What're you going to do? Stab me? - Man who then gets stabbed.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 36 points 10 months ago
[-] prole@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

I feel like this deserves a change.org petition

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

no more half measures walter

[-] Elysium@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

I heard Trump said Iranian pistachios are shit. These aren't my words, just words I heard. Someone pass along the message. Thank you.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

I heard he said Tahdig was an Israeli dish

[-] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

Do it and I'll convert to Islam.

[-] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

downloading the phonetic pronounciation of the shahada just in case

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago
[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

Oh nooooo, that would be terrible.... please don't /s

[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

Don't talk, just do it if you're gonna!

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 10 months ago

they're not gonna do it, which is why they're saying it.. sucks

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Trump will be in the air within 10 minutes of the US confirming ballistic missiles heading towards US mainland. That shit needs to be shot from a submarine literally on the coast or else it's not gonna be fast enough.

I genuinely think a person with a grenade would be more effective. Or a wire guided drone.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

illegal-to-say we saw how close the Crimer dipshit got and he was just some clueless teen with a rifle anyone in america could get their hands on.

The yamagami approach of just walking up worked vs Abe (and almost worked vs Regan) but I dunno if someone could get that close to the president nowadays.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

It's a good thing we have a stable genius for president and not a greedy pig that you can literally just pay for access. Otherwise you might have the fucking my pillow guy being regularly spotted in the rose garden

A cool tom Clancy plot would be like a foreign actor gifting the president a jumbo jet and wrapping the wiring harness in c4 or something lol can you imagine shit would never happen in real life but Hollywood is crazy the shit they come up with

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

There is one with the power of impenetrable disguise deep-infiltration

CW: jumpscarebrace-cowboy

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If average people had access to fly by wire bomb drones that can't be jammed out of the sky he'd be dead already. It's an incredibly easy option that is basically only in the hands of military right now.

Honestly I think the fly by wire isn't even necessary and the only component preventing it is accessibility of a trigger mechanism for an explosive. Most people that would be willing to carry this out simply do not have the knowledge or focus to learn how to make that part for themselves.

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Trump will be in the air within 10 minutes of the US confirming ballistic missiles heading towards US mainland

is he flight capable?

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

When he gets excited, he floats around the room. He's on that Baron Harkonnen mindset.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

A big enough trebuchet is a pathway to abilities some consider to be... Unnatural

[-] edge@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago
[-] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

sunbathing Trump at Mar-a-Lago

C'mon Iran! At least give us good content. You let us down by not sneaking in a camera and taking some photos of BOSS HOGG.

[-] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

fuckin do it then

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago
[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

LOL DO IT NO BALLS U WON'T

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago
[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Are we finally getting those Iranian sleeper cells that the media was talking about a week or two ago?

[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Would the overreaction to this be worse than the trump effects we have now?

[-] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

I think if Steven Miller or JD Vance were able to seize power, they would be much more competent fascists. Hard to game it out though, given their extreme lack of charisma

[-] ANarcoSnowPlow@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

I think the critical lack of motion destroys them. They are sauceless. Honestly I'd be surprised if we didn't see the rise of one of his kids in response.

[-] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

By "lack of motion" do you mean that vibe they give off of waiting around for a strong man to tell them what to do? If so, I do agree. It is a fatal weakness in their line of work.

Inb4 Ivanka Trump and Chelsea Clinton "unity ticket"

[-] ANarcoSnowPlow@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

That's Vance's half of it, but the waiting around is part of the lack of charisma.

They are boot lickers not boot lickees.

People just don't wanna follow these guys. Miller seems like the type to take charge if he thinks he could, but the vibe I get from him is Rob Schneider in Down Periscope.

[-] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

Not a film reference! My secret weakness

[-] ANarcoSnowPlow@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

"leadership through screaming" sums it up pretty well I think. That only works if you're super charismatic otherwise, and he's got no juice.

[-] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

I can totally see him trying to be that type of leader but his nasaly/weasely presence would ruin the effect I think

[-] Biggay@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Miller is not a dude who inspires confidence or fear. Most of the republicans are one or the other, Miller is both.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

for real? you mean it?

[-] rufuscrispo@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

don't threaten me with a good time

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[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago
[-] opus86@lemmy.today 8 points 10 months ago

The MAGA response would be something to see. A bunch of unhinged people full of rage just raging out.

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