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Place! Your. ASTROGLIDE LUBRICANT. In the bag!
At least it doesn't use Amazon titles.
Place your โ Astroglide Water Based Lube (4oz), Ultra Gentle Gel Personal Lubricant for Vaginal and Anal Sex, Stays Put with No Drip, Sex Lube, Long-Lasting for Men, Women and Couples, Safe for Toys โ in the bagging area
"Unexpected item in bagging area. Help is on the way."
The associate is busy with someone else and there are 3 other self-checkout stands with flashing lights.
I don't know why they don't expect you to shit in the bagging area.
I just place something aside until it shuts up. Missing items just require the right pressure with my fingers.
Please place item in the bagging area. ๐โโ๏ธ
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ข UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA ๐จ๐จ๐จ
Unexpected item in bagging area.
^move ^your
#BANANAS
^to ^the ^bagging ^area
I was so angry when they removed the mute function. Now the button just changes between loud and deafening
There was a mute? And I missed it?? Story of my life.
You can still change the language
Scan your first item. beep
Scan loyalty card now.
No, it's always "Have you scanned your loyalty card yet?" Uh... No. And you know this.
Self checkouts the moment you're done scanning:
I was reading these comments and i had flashbacks of my trips to tesco and saintsbury when i was in edinburgh few weeks ago. Thought it was a worldwide issue for a sec..
Then i saw what instance this post is from and i get it. I feel your god damn pain uk users.
I will add to it that, no i do not like to look at my face, fuck off with that camera
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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