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Uncritical support to comrade Zip Tie for anti-colonial aktion
Getting conscripted into the colonial death korps and being assigned leafblower duty, and dying anyway
- leafblower master sergeant
They don't carry a knife to cut zip ties around there or something? Looney tunes ass colonial force.
Kitted out in billions of dollars of usa taxpayer money and no one has shears in their bag.
or a brain between their ears, evidently
Looks like he glubbed up
What the hell is he doing with his hands? Anyway, I hope they stay that way.
Throwing up the East Side sign, but more than likely has no connection to an East Side but just doing it because he's trying to look cool.
Cutting a zip tie with a lighter?
Bullshit lmao
tbf i have seen someone do that, not on something extremely flammable though
also the person i saw do that wasn't a soldier that almost certainly has a fucking combat knife on him
I've opened the zip tie on a new pair of kitchen scissors with a lighter at work before
Chef walks in: "What the fuck are you doing?"
Me: "I didn't want to blunt my knife opening the zip tie"
Chef: "Use a beater [knife] you dumbass"
Me: "They're on the other side of the kitchen! I'm already halfway through melting it!"
Chef sighs then leaves
✌️catching fire✌️
Conflagrate the IOF
Many people are saying it
zip ties are hamas???
Damn, nicknamed after the sound a goldfish makes and they were still being too kind 
i know he didn't die but i hope they got his cum anyway, just in case.
A 13 year old sergeant lmao
owie owie owie
if that story is even half true, Glub is the dumbest motherfucker in the history of civilization.
Critical support to zip ties in their struggle against the IOF
A Sergeant and yet too dumb to not light a fuel can on fire. Really the best of the best.
Glub Shitto 
Glub Zippo
Is it minor injuries or critical condition? Lmao
Mmmm.. Fire-roasted cum...
trying to burn open highly flammable stuff 
Is the leafblower okay?
I first thought he lost some fingers 🤦
He still might
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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